Apparently my mother is considering replacing me. Gee, mom. You're certainly loving ( Read more... )

Ick, I feel dust covered. FUCKING MUN. *kicks ( Read more... )

It got my apprentice.

It got his wife and little mouth too.

Then it got me.

And I died, again.

At least it wasn't a horse this time.

*rubs hands together*

What POTENTIAL this place has....

*goes off in search of her apprentice*

I bet you've been wondering where your lovely Elrohir has been, haven't you ( Read more... )

In the beginning, there was the Family. There were two older sisters, one of which was dead when the Girl was 5 and the other which disappeared without a trace in the land of Eogond. There was the Boy who was older then the Girl and the OtherGirl, who was younger then the Girl ( Read more... )

Well, they sent me back to Gamgeehall. Mostly because I asked really nicely and then pointed out my sister signs their paychecks. While holding a sword.

There's a new girl here! She's cute and apparently Bilbo was mean to her.

As such, Bilbo is now on apprentice probation while I play with my new friend.

SO THERE.

(This was written by someone elseA dragon looks back at me from the reflecting pool. I am horrible teeth and reptilian eyes. People tremble when they see me. I laugh so deeply, I burn a whole village to smoldering cinder. "Rawr! Fear me." I hide in the body of a little girl so as not to drive you insane with my great terribleness ( Read more... )

*dons a crown of leaves ( Read more... )

shh.

Hi.

I'm Théoredes.

I'm going to sit here very quietly until someone comes for me.

I'd like a hug when they come.