Well, well

[theodhale]

I have returned, and my family is scattered like so much seed across a too large meadow. Theoredes, Theodwyn, Theoden, and Theofallan I've returned. Attend to me and give account of how you live.

I have been lonely without you, my dears.

Comments

[theodred]

WHOA.
Hello!!

[theodhale]

Ahh. Theoden's son, right? I'm your Aunt Hally. Don't listen to your father's tales about me. I'm really quiet sane.

[theodred]

Aunt Hally! I am Theodred! You're very pretty!!

[theodhale]

And you are quite handsome. It's the Rohirrim genes.

[manofrohan]

Ahahaha. Hi.

Shit.

[theodhale]

*slow smile*

Do you still wet the bed?

[manofrohan]

...no. shut up.

[theodhale]

I bet you do. I bet you wet them, and then get up early to change the sheets so no one knows. It's all right, Theo dear. You'll grow out of it... one day.

[timulty]

Um... hello.

[theodhale]

A hobbit? Who are you, precious?

[timulty]

I am Timulty. Theoden is my Daddy. :)

[theodhale]

Oh dear, I have a lot to catch up on.

[bnh]

Hullo, and welcome. :) Long live Mother Rohan.

[theodhale]

*raises sword* TO MOTHER ROHAN!

[bnh]

:) I don't have a sword to raise, but...TO MOTHER ROHAN! indeed.