but until it's done, you should see what I stole from marascaIf you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even ifwe don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you andme. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what ( Read more... )

Today I learned that it's probably best to not send an email to the CEO and department heads explaining that the reason you didn't respond to a service query within 10 minutes was because you were "taking a dump"

In bold, 32pt font.

"for some reason having sex with a ham and cheese hot pocket sounds way grosser than having sex with a pepperoni one "

( Meeeeeeeeem )

I am happy to announce that ever since 2000 when I began job hunting on the open market, every interview I have ever had has resulted in a job offer. Today was the first interview I had since initiating the job search a week or so ago. I received an offer for everything I asked for (damn I should have asked for more) and I start on Monday ( Read more... )

Imagine there was a company. Let's call it Dumbfucks, LLC. (based in the state of Virginia ( Read more... )

Sometimes I flip through my browser history to see what I've been looking at. Just for giggles. Sometimes I scroll through my saved images to see what I've downloaded for amusement. Sometimes, I review my Google search history...

"john ritter's balls"

Candy, fools. I want candy. Thanks to chaosvizier, I want Tim-Tams. So I suppose what I really want for Christmas is for Australia to move closer so I can get some.

... at least, not this time. Seriously guys, the whole blood for oil thing is already played out. It was called Desert Storm. This is a whole new steamy potato, so garnish it appropriately.

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