Now, I know it is a well known fact that I don't care for a good eighty-five percent of the school population (higher if we're including the pseudo-staff and other beings that unfortunately populate these grounds) but I thought it would be all right if I gave back, just this once. Well, I would be giving back if it hadn't entertained me.

Now, we all ( Read more... )

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT I WAS OFF MY GAME RECENTLY.

I know, I know. I haven't snooped in a while and I haven't gossiped about people and no one's caught me taking pictures of people behind their backs, I know. But I am back with a vengence (except not really, because this is totally good news!)

NEW COUPLE ALERT.

Did you hear that, everyone? NEW ( Read more... )

( Harry Potter, 6th year Boys Dorm, Gryffindor Tower, Hogwarts. )

IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

Yes, it's nearly Christmas. Yes, the castle is decorated fantastically and stupid things like mistletoe exist. But please, for the love of all that is holy, do not use it as an excuse to be an idiot. I don't want a headache earlier than usual. I might get cranky.

MALFOY.

I swear to god, I know it was you because it's always you. If you destroy any more stuff of Hermione's SPEW stuff you'll regret the day you ever learned how to use a simple Incendio. You have five minutes to clean this up before any more students get upset about your bloody transfigured socks that you set on fire. You're disgusting, Malfoy ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that sometimes students might have general announcements that they might want to get to a wide audience at the same time. I think this should fulfill that need quite nicely ( Read more... )