i miss lj. i wonder if it misses me. went out and bought 13 dvd's today. here is the list (i'll rate the ones i've seen before ( Read more... )

i have been once again releived of my kj duties at billies roadhouse. this time because liz needs the money so she can leave nathan. i wonder if she's taking back thursdays as well. probably not. i wish i had a pretty face. other than that, life is good. tailgated the mt. morris j.v. football game on thursday. tossed the pigskin with duane ( Read more... )

the fucking cardinals are beating the bears 20-0. fuck football. liz ruined my cushy no dj while the home team is in the playoffs gig, thank you all for fucking that one up last tuesday night. now i don't get paid for watching sports. you are all shits, may you rot. i saw a tiger fan with a sign that i think is a direct quote from nathan rambo ( Read more... )

my lack of computer has made me quite scarce on lj. i've had plenty of good topics to post about over the last couple of months and forgotten them all, unfortunately. for those of you i don't see that often, the following is an update on my little life ( Read more... )

two of them. boys. 6 lbs,2 oz. and 4 lbs, 15 oz.,i think. zach and n something. it escaped my mind. all is well with babies and momma. you've been briefed.

football is back bitches. i can fully emerse myself in the world of organized tackle football, until early february. i officially hate tuesday, wednesday, and friday. why the fuck can't they play football every day.

tonight was the big billiard's banquet at terrys lounge. even though my team finished just better than dead last, we got $300 dollars as a team ($60 for me). we (duane, dixon, and i) have been planning to pool our cash to buy a pool table. duane was the deal breaker, citing a need to pay mason dues. he suggested i use my $60 to buy a hooker. i ( Read more... )

listen up minions. they're coming, deal with it. let's get right to it. being that zombies are undead, they have a very slow metabolism. hear me out. this means they probably only feed about once a month. this gives us an opportunity to let them eat, then kill the full bellied devil's at our leisure. this is what i propose. take all the ( Read more... )

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just when i was professing a newfound bliss and lust for life. now i feel antisocial, forgive me for not being around (if your wondering why). i've been having a real hard time getting out of bed, if i'm not working i'll sleep until noon, then take a nap. while i'm awake i'm in a haze, i watched the entire first season of grey's anatomy last ( Read more... )