As I said before, I don't believe in keeping my feelings bottled up inside. I've been trying to think of a way to tell my brothers girlfriend how I feel about her. I was playing around with a couple of pictures - maybe I should show her this??


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I have decided to get some serious ink done. I am spending the next five days at the local tattoo parlour to get three large tattoos done before x-mas. It will be quite painful but, as my handsome friend Geoff likes to say, pain is just weakness leaving the body. The first tattoo will be of jesus on the cross. It will cover my entire back. It will ( Read more... )

I love meat. And I love the ladies (they're also rather fond of me if you know what I mean). Rarely do I find a video that ties both my loves together. Enjoy.
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Last night during the naked yoga class that I teach in the park across from our house I was helping one of the ladies stretch her pectorals and I told her about my dreams about the 'most beautiful girl in the world'. She thinks that I might have a thing for my brother's lover! I feel really bad about it because I am sure he is tired of always ( Read more... )

Fricking pigs never showed. River is still numero uno in this house. So sad. He could suffocate me with a pillow at anytime while I sleep. I will try to sleep with one eye open from now on ( Read more... )

Pretty pea and I decided to brush River everyday and collect the hairs. We are going to make matching River scarves for each other ( Read more... )

I don't know why I didn't think of this before. I went and bought some heroin and I'm gonna use it to frame River as a dealer and get him sent up the river. I've tied the baggie to his collar and have alerted the cops that I think River is dealing. They didn't seem to take me seriously but agreed to sent someone over to check things out. River is ( Read more... )

I decided today was the day. Today was the day I was going to show River who was boss. I got up early, crawled out of the closet and challenged River to a wrestling match. Actually I let River out the back door then jumped him when his back was turned. It was an epic battle between man and beast in my backyard. I thought River would be most ( Read more... )

my feelings are out of control. I don't know what to do. I can't sleep anymore. Last night I was sleeping in the closet but I woke up with River on top of me growling again. When I got up there was a pack of smokes on the bed. He found them and tried to show my honeybun sweetycakes! Luckily she was still sleeping when I found them. I think I ( Read more... )

Another terrible dream. I had udders comign out of my chest. Not breasts just nasty bovine udders. And the milk I produced was sour! Everyone I met in the dream kept teasing me. I think if I met someone with an udder I would not judge them. I never judge. As long as you are industrious and not lazy. I hate lazy people. Actually I also hate fat ( Read more... )