I was just studying in the living-room when I realised something. My living-room would be perfect for naked yoga. In secret I have been practicing yoga. I believe I am at the level where I can start teaching others. I feel strongly that yoga must be done in the nude. Yoga has allowed me to become very good at twister as well as do things that my ( Read more... )

I think if something (god forbid) were to happen to my honey pie, I would want a shorter woman next. Someone who was under five feet but smaller if possible. But not too skinny. And they would have to look mature not like they were my daughter. It would also be nice if they had a southern drawl. I would call her my georgia peach. I would carry her ( Read more... )

I am now sleeping in my closet. Things have gotten so bad between me and River that when my sugar cookie falls asleep River continuously growls at me until I go into the closet. I actually don't mind that much. I am a fairly large man and it is a small closet but it makes me feel safe and warm. As long as River doesn't tell sweet chunks that I am ( Read more... )

I had an exam this morning but River was sick last night. I think it's because he saw me sneaking another smoke - he was doing it on purpose to keep me awake. He kept wanting to go outside. So, i was too tired for my exam. While I was writing it, my nose started running. I tried to wipe it with my finger but I pulled a giant string of snot ( Read more... )

I locked myself out of my house for almost two hours yesterday. It was raining and very windy. I was naked. I was feeling very emotional yesterday so I decided to play a game of naked hide and go seek. It normally calms me down almost instantly. I stripped down to just my socks and then hid under the kitchen table. I find that it is best not to ( Read more... )

TGIF. Actually, it's not Friday. They should have another expression for good ole Tuesdays. It's not such a bad day of the week... at least not for me. I don't have to work or go to school tomorrow. Does that mean I get to party tonight? No sir! I have to study because it is coming up to exam time and I have some projects that are PAST due. Oh well ( Read more... )

Another strange dream last night. I was a short Portuguese woman and was extremely pregnant. The baby inside of me was very evil. I kept telling me all the terrible things that it would do once it was born. It also fiddled with my insides and sometimes bite my spleen. I tried to tell people about my terrible baby but nobody understood me because I ( Read more... )

Sometimes I cry when I am alone. Not out of sadness but out of pure emotion. I was on the bus a few days ago and I saw an old man. A really really old man. And I thought to myself 'one day I will be an old man' and it made me very emotional and a tear formed in my eye. I've learnt that the only way to stop myself from sobbing loudly when I feel ( Read more... )

stress stress stress. smoke smoke smoke. thank god that day is over. I woke up last night all of a sudden and River's face was inches away from mine. his eyes were open and he was softly growling. I'm pretty sure that had I not woken up he would have ripped my throat out. he probably would have somehow hidden my body and cleaned up any signs of our ( Read more... )

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