I chased a pink balloon out onto a busy street today. It was pretty windy, and no one thought I was going to get it, but I did, and right before it met near-certain death on Highway 27. The balloon has a cartoon beaver face on it, and two 'ears' that very strongly resemble nipples ( Read more... )

The power has been down for about 6 hours in my residence building. The word on the street is that some sort of outside construction work was going on and they cut into the powerline, and it could be out until tomorrow. Thankfully, I don't have anything in my minifridge. But the lack of warm water's probably going to get pretty problematic after ( Read more... )

I was walking to a bar after a show a few nights ago and I could hear a guy screaming at me from a car that was speeding by. He shouted directly at me (and I quote):

"You look like you just got fucked in the ass, fag!"

I was pretty dumbfounded at what a needlessly hateful remark it was, but I shot back:

"At least one of us got laid tonight!"

To anyone I haven't shown - I'm in a horror movie called 'Psycho Ward'. I play a guy called Tino.

I'm in this teaser trailer, for about half a second. View it here in glorious Quicktime.

http://www.psychowardthemovie.com/

WATCH.

From August 8-20, I'm going to be performing in Escape Production's 'Grease!' in the Bluma Appel Theatre at the St. Lawrence Centre for the Performing Arts in Toronto ( Read more... )

The now-immortal Wesley Willis said it best: Going on long road trips can really be a hellride ( Read more... )

I was on the subway yesterday, and I sat on the seat facing the aisle, opposite a mother with two little kids. One was a little girl, about five, and the other was a boy, young enough to still be in a stroller. They were both enjoying cheesesticks (remember those?). They were very cute kids. For what it's worth, they were oriental... and asian ( Read more... )

I met these two old, European-sounding men at the Yonge-Bloor subway station today. One was standing, wearing a baseball cap with the letter 'P' on it and playing violin. The other was sitting, wearing a stereotypical Russian-style hat and playing accordian ( Read more... )

I was walking north on Dufferin early this afternoon, walking towards the Eglinton West subway station. Normally when I'm traveling downtown I head in the opposite direction, but for whatever reason I decided to take a slower route through Little Jamaica today ( Read more... )

I recieved a notice in my email inbox today from iVillage. The title read 'Tim, Megan has sent you a love letter ( Read more... )