Look, I like pussy. I'm rich, I'm good looking, I'm talented. Chicks dig me. I never should have gotten married and had kids. I'm sorry for that. So, I'm going to get a divorce and chase tail until I run out of money. Then maybe I'll go back to golf. Thank you.
I have broken all three of my computers in the last three weeks. I am currently computerless (I'm using DMs right now, which I hope I don't also break, I can't believe he's letting me touch it). Sheesh.
OMG, remember when I was bragging about not getting sick from flying or from DM being sick??? Well, I'm sick now! I have a cold! I feel ok except for coughing at night. Oh and my voice being completely gone for three days. It's mostly back now. Woooohooo. Still, no swine flu YET.