I don't know where else to share this, but since LJ is mostly dead I feel like this is a safe space ( Read more... )

I know this place is dead, but I opened my tool box and somehow my favourite dildo has melted and I just had to tell someone.

The BF and I hit the beach last wednesday. I sunscreened up to avoid a debacle like the renfest sunburn from two years ago. BF eschewed sunscreen to even himself out from his farmer's tan. BF is part Native American and turns this lovely reddish-brown in the summer. Anyway, he overdid it. Later that night he was suffering from sun poisoning, bright ( Read more... )

Nothing like waking up because your nose has started running into your CPAP mask.

Wait wait just read the bottom area if your easily offended by talking about stereotypes ( Read more... )

The consensus among my friends on FB is that this wasn't nearly metal enough.

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turns out I was peeing. And I just put brand new sheets on the bed yesterday ( Read more... )

Sooo I got really sick of my weight issue and decided to go back to hard-core low carb eating, which has helped me lose weight in the past.  I started this with a 4-day induction where, for four days, you eat less than 25g of carbs a day and a TON of fat.  Now, the easiest way to get this fat is from dairy, like...say...cream cheese.  But cream ( Read more... )

So for a while I've been eating my feelings about work.  That's bad, because I work in a place with pastries.  Plus, I am switching psych drugs, which believe it or not can really fuck up your digestion ( Read more... )

Cross-posted from VP ( Read more... )