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Seamus?

I think I did a Bad Thing. Well, I know I did, actually.

I put the finishing touches on my crazy old woman portrait today! It came out quite nicely, if I do say so myself, although as soon as she was charmed to life she started cussing me out for giving her the wrong shade of lipstick. Lovely woman, I assure you.

I'm bored. Is anyone else bored?

FUCK.

Erm. Laura? Did you ever find your puppy? Because I just stepped in some, err, large dog shit. Possibly you should check down here on the ground floor.

I had a sitting with a new client today, and I swear, this woman was completely off her rocker. She wore really mismatched muggle clothing, and chain-smoked cigars the entire time I was with her. I took a picture for reference later, but also just to show you lot; hopefully it'll cheer your day up.


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I heard someone talking on the stairs as I was going into my flat about dates for Hermione and Ron's wedding. Are we supposed to bring a date? Why didn't anyone bother to tell me? The wedding's in less than a week! That's not enough time to ask someone properly! And anyways, now they'll know that I'm an idiot and that it was a last minute date!

I swear, this house is enough to make anyone go insane. First, all I can get out of the pipes is blue ink, and not even of a quality good enough for writing, and now there's nothing at all. I have to meet with prospective customers in an hour! I need to be clean! Is everyone's shower going faulty, or is it just my flatmates and I who have the ( Read more... )

( consider the possibility that you've been had, but not by me; we're just kids )