http://www.livejournal.com/users/elspethdixon/43049.html

SeeMe needs two references to apply for a job. SeeMe already has one.

SeeMe needs two people to give their full name, address, and tellyphone number up. Chances are good that, the further away you live, the less chance you will be called.

Please? I need a job so I can buy a good computer.

SeeMe will give sexual favours.Um, I'll like, love you ( Read more... )

It could only beworse if I found out I was pregnant.

(  SeeMe and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day. )

I demand that you be in awe of my new icon.

FUCKIN' AWE, BITCH.

( Watch out for the werewolf, he's not greenbroke. )

GODDAMNIT, REMMY.

How dare you give me the URL to a WIP? How DARE you!?

I am mad at you! I'm going to be mad at you forever and ever and never speak to you aga---shiny thing...

http://slashcity.org/rushlight/pendulum.htm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9145415/

Check it out. The 'anti rape' condom.

( To Whom It May Concern (ooh, what a chilly way to start a letter! You in deep shit, bro.), )

GOD DAMN IT.

I JUST PAID FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOR LESS THAN THREE US GALLONS OF GAS.
Damn you, Katrina. Damn you, N'awlin's, damn you oil industry.