Operation Acoustic Kitty

I love how it was an "unadulterated failure," yet it took them 6 years to cancel the project. There's gub'ment for ya.

Always getting under our feet. I'd been hearing whining for awhile that sounded far away so I figured she was in the living room. She wasn't. She spent the last half an hour in the little space between the back door and the screen door. Will had opened it for a moment to look outside and she snuck right in without him noticing. Stupid Moo.

Monday morning is bad enough without your alarm waking you up from a disturbing dream ( Read more... )

I've always said that if anybody ever plays me in a movie, it would be Janeane Garofalo. She's even the right height! ;)


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Are you familiar with Post Secret? People illustrate a postcard with a secret that they haven't told anyone and mail it to Post Secret. Some of them get posted on the site so that others can read them. (Incidentally, there is also a book which you may have seen on our coffee table ( Read more... )

An Oklahoma judge got 4 years for using a penis pump under his robe during trials.

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NASA lost one of the most important video tapes of all time.

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I dropped my lunch on the floor.* What a way to start the week.

*The 5-second rule does NOT apply in my work kitchen. I'd sooner eat off my bathroom floor at home.

Jowlers.com is so freaking funny.

For years now I've had this weird mental block. One day I couldn't remember Christopher Walken's name. This kind of thing happens once in awhile so although it was annoying I didn't think much of it at the time. But it went on for years. Every time I tried to mention him in conversation I just couldn't come up with his name. It's not like he's an ( Read more... )