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what the hell.
at the end of our association with one another, Michael had a book of mine, and even after i had "broken up" with him, he said he would return it when he was done reading it.
on saturday morning, i walked out onto my front porch to find the book tucked away in a corner.
i honestly hadn't expected he would - i thought he'd keep it and bear malice ( Read more... ) -
birthday happenings
since nearly the very beginning of our relationship, i had told James that one of my dearest wishes was ( to be fucked on a desk. ) -
hoy - este dia -
es mi cumpleano - diecinueve.
ay mi! yo voy a hacer el amor caliente este noche.
y despues, voy a comer una torta deliciosa!
(yes, i know basic spanish. :D)
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regarding the nameless professor.
darlings, if you read the journal entry regarding what inspired me to act upon my desire to be with an older gentleman, you will recall i mentioned a professorish-looking man who is sometimes at the bus stop on my university campus and rides the same bus home as i do. i had been hoping i would see him there on that chilly evening in question, and i ( Read more... ) -
once, upon a desk.
Why the desk, you may wonder? The desk, the teacher's desk, professor's desk - it is a symbol of all that is proper. One does honest work at a desk, one is composed and organized at a desk, one thinks noble and pious things when one is at their desk, one reads and writes polite letters, essays, files, etc. at a desk. And a big, hard, wooden desk is ( Read more... ) -
lust-struck
i suddenly became aware that jeremy irons is more than humbert humbert.
watched Damage today on Netflix instant-view, and dear me, he looks good in business attire!
oh yes, oh my.
he's totally going on The List.
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the cool old/dead guy list
this is mostly a list "for teh lulz".
the criteria:
1. be male
2. be older than 45, OR
3. be dead, AND
4. be awesome. OR
5. be sexy, OR
6. both 4 and 5
how did it come about? well, my beloved calculus teacher in high school was bemoaning turning 51 and being uncool. i said something along the lines of "it's okay, you're still cool on my list! you can be on ( Read more... ) -
a personal history
you (squee, i'm actually referring to someone!) might wonder, specifically, how this all began. my teleiophilia, that is.
well, you see, it began in earnest when i was 12.
because i was a gigantic dork, it began with a fictional person. oh, man... back in the day.
i remember it well: it was in 8th grade, in spanish class, with my still-dear friend ( Read more... ) -
"i think people are either dumber or more accepting than we think"
the deal lately has been that james has been calling me, accidentally, while i'm hanging out with my friend alma after class. this leads to some awkward moments, so i figured i should just effin' tell her already. alma, coincidentally, has a boyfriend who lives in oklahoma, who is 41. alma is 19. they met on someplacesomewhere.com (yes, it's a ( Read more... )
