A while back, I got a voicemail from a young woman babbling about detox. She addressed me by name and sounded pretty distraught, so I called her back and then called the police in case she was suicidal. Then I forgot about her, assuming she must have dialed my number by mistake, or gobbled a bottle of pills and punched random numbers ( Read more... )

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Conrad is one of the most interesting people I've ever met, and also one of the funniest. By introducing him and Stef to Marco (at Pomegranate), I ran the risk of making the WORLD EXPLODE with awesome. Luckily, there was only a slight tremor that caused a lamp to clatter to the floor ( Read more... )

I could be having a great day and Facebook will send me an email saying "it's not as great as you think."

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The thing I like best about the airport, other than the time/resource-sucking futility of it all, is the moment our plane wheels into the gate and hovers at the door for 5-10 minutes. We all half-stand half-crouch over our seats, arms outstretched in a useless attempt to touch baggage in overhead compartments. It's like Yoga. It's probably the one ( Read more... )

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