1. blue collared teevee (and i've only seen commercials for it ( Read more... )

simple mathematics my dear friend
conversation
me: mom have you seen my rings? i think i stuck them on the counter.
mom: yeah. they were somewhere, then i picked them up and put them somewhere safe. i think.

equation
r= 5+/- S + 2S +/- x/v

movie line
clowns: if they laughed hard when he jumped from 50 feet they'll laugh twice as hard if he jumps from one ( Read more... )

( i only need one reason to love britney spears and this song is it )

ditto trainer: now you are going to learn all about ditto's true powers!
ash: ditto's true powers?
dt: are you ready to battle ashy boy?
ash: ashy boy?

"Six songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words or even if they're any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist and the song in your LiveJournal along with your six songs. Then tag six other people to see what they're listening ( Read more... )

( so yesterday i officially almost got arrested for being too hardcore for words (sorry if this is boring emily and corey or anyone at all susceptable to boredom )

Dear Diary,

You're washed up. I hardly ever write in you and I never write anything meaningful or important to me. Most people I know don't read you and you make me sound like a giant ass always and sometimes I hate you for it. I take about half the time changing you around as I do on my myspace and sometimes, my computer doesn't want to load ( Read more... )

if i ever write a bad novel about a girl who commits suicide (which i assure you, i will) the suicide scene will go like this ( Read more... )

if god really didn't like gay people, why would he make them so damn sexy?  riddle me that batman!

also i saw a homeless man issuing a poo yesterday. it was the grossest thing, plus it wasn't even like hidden, this guy was just in the middle of the road. ew

( i'm hella bored right now )

i meant to die my streaks purple, but i am afraid that i a) did a shoddy job at it, and b) may have actually died it blue (even though the dye is labeled "purple smoke ( Read more... )