quote of the day:

"let's take the education out of 'sex education'" (inspired by all those stupid "let's take the teen out of nicotine" posters)

<3 Michelle

because i feel like being a bitch (this is not actually based on any real recent events ( Read more... )

yourearithmetic: i should be a raver ( Read more... )

some days i kick major ass- those are what i would call my "ass-kicking days"

in case some idiot didn't actually know that yet

p.s. people who call trail mix "gorp" make the baby jesus cry (which may be part of the reason why he is described in Romans 16:28 as "cute, holy, and maybe just a little too emo for my taste")

i had a really bad dream last night

it made me cry

so this is just a check

emily are you alright?

allie are you alright?

the end

in a horrible twist of fate, sweet pickles have gone from being my friend, to being the cause of excrutiatingly sticky sweet pickle juice running down my arm for the amount of time which it takes to run from my kitchen to the sink.

some may say that's not that long. i say it is when your arm is a gross sticky mess.

also, what fuck face didn't ( Read more... )

i normally hate these things but i did put my name down so ( Read more... )

hint: if you sleepwalk and live in a house with people other than your significant other, DON'T SLEEP IN THE NUDE

thank you very much

this lesson has been brought to you via another very embarrassing incident involving little brothers

edit: i neither sleepwalk nor do i sleep naked, sorry for any mixups

It really proves how lame you are when you are having a play argument with your 6 year old sister about who is cooler than who and you find yourself getting mad about some of the stuff she is saying about you... especially when you realize you're really trying to win this argument now. pwned by my sister ( Read more... )

so i was looking through my livejournal today and realized i have written one or two ones that are really kind of tipsy/emotionally unstable michelle. That michelle doesn't actually exist in this universe and is a figment of everyone's imaginations. so i deleted some of them. i think that most everyone has a moment like this in their ( Read more... )