Thank the maker, this bleeding strike is over.

When I watch "John from Cincinnati," I feel like Homer Simpson in that flashback episode where he's watching "Twin Peaks."

This is BRILLIANT! . . . . I have no idea what's going on.

Man, I miss "Deadwood."

Wow.

What a year for the Emmys! I swear, I could not be more surprised at the nominations this year . . .

First up, 24 has kicked some major ass with nominees for best drama, supporting actor and actress (for Gregory Itzin and Jean Smart, respectively), and of course, five million technical awards and the Old Standby, Kiefer. All well-deserved ( Read more... )

Springfield Elementary is on a field trip and the kids have to pull the school bus over a mountain with chains strapped to their backs.

Uder the German Exchange Student: "I feel like I'm in Fitzcarraldo!"

Nelson: "That movie was flawed!"

I'm probably one of like 5 people who laughed at this, but I laughed hard enough for the masses!

It seems odd that my two favorite hot older men were up against each other for an Emmy last night . . . and I didn't even realize it until this past weekend.

I know I said that Keifer deserved an Emmy solely based on the last five minutes of this season of 24 -- the crying jag to end all crying jags -- but when it came down to casting my own ( Read more... )

I want to marry Kiefer Sutherland.

Is it completely awful that I think men are fifty times hotter when they cry like babies?

For awhile now I've avoided posting here. (No, lists and dirty stories do not count.) LJ has me a little jaded . . . it seems everybody feels the need to spout off on how they feel about this war, not as a means of keeping a record of this important moment for history or posterity . . . but in order to convince every other person on LJ and ( Read more... )

And I am pleasantly surprised at the accurateness of this quiz.


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For those of you who haven't noticed . . . I've been finagling around with my friends list a bit, and all those who want to read my blather have been "friended ( Read more... )