Okay, so this is my first slash parody. It's a crossover of Star Wars and the film that inspired it, Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress. Considering the otherwise tantalizing pairing of the Princess characters, I guess the only real fail here is in the ending.

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"You're gonna love this. This works wet OR dry!" Vince Shlomi declared just before he buried his tongue in Billy Mays' hairy man-cleft.

"YES, VINCE!" Billy roared. "GET MY TAINT CLEAN! GET IT OXI-CLEAN!"

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Every time I hear reference to Paul Ryan and the Wiener Mobile, I imagine some very wrong Paul Ryan/Anthony Wiener slash. I want it out of my head. Gah!

Here we are. Yet another night at the bar.

Steve-o watched with concern and a little disgust as Chris and Bam tried to race each other to the bottom of a bottle. Ryan's death hit them all really hard, naturally, but it clearly hurt Chris and Bam the most. Those two need to get a grip, he thought. Well all miss Ryan horribly, but I swear those ( Read more... )

"I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa." -- Frank Zappa

This is the sort of fiction that gets written by a person who finally snaps after having to listen to The Blend on Sirius at work every day for months on end.

( Cut for music critique, RPS, and blasphemy. )

This is my very first fanfic, which I wrote totally for the wrongness of it and to see if I could do it. The pairing I got was from a random pairing generator. So hopefully this is very wrong. Enjoy.

A Stitch In Time Being John Malkovich

( A Stich In Time Being John Malkovich )

Title: A Mirror Darkly

Type: Slash, first time, lost episode, oneshot

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing/s: Dean/Sam, Wincest

Episode Setting: Sometime after Lazarus Rising (Season 4)

Word Count: 1849
Summary: While Sam might reluctantly admit to wanting to have some of Dean's qualities, Dean would never admit the same towards his ( Read more... )

Author: taikatiuku
Title: This Time We'll Be Good
Fandom: Original fiction
Pairing: Max/ Sam
Rating: NC-17
Words: 8097
Summary: Max and Sam seem like a normal pair of brothers until well hidden feelings surface. Their fragile relationship ends badly, but what happens when Max gets another chance to make things right? Are they going to be good this ( Read more... )

( POOP )

Found elsewhere on the series of tubes: George W. Bush/Donald Rumsfeld/Dick Cheney/Karl Rove slash, with W. infantilized.

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