to visit my family, and they're all asleep! Even my grandma! Since when do grandmas sleep so late, and don't say anything about "since she died," because she's as strong as a moose!

Actually, Michael just woke up - time to tickle him!

Hey world, how's your ding dong hangin ( Read more... )

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Not for McCain, crazy - I'm so happy we have a sensical president. But what the hell, California? I don't know what to do now.

8 is approaching quickly, and we’re ready for the clock to strike. We stand divided from society, from our fellow academics and peers, our loved ones and former friends. We are threatened and warned, labeled and scorned, browbeaten and worn, but we will continue until the second hand reaches the top, and we hope we do too. We want to be tops, to ( Read more... )

If you had to gauge my life from my lj posts, you would probably think I'm a big sad sack lamenting day in and day out. That is not 100 percent true. It's not even 80 percent true. To be completely honest, it's not even 10 percent true, which, if I do say so myself, is pretty good ( Read more... )

LJ tells me I posted one week ago. It was 9 days ago, to be exact, and things were a lot different. I was overjoyed, filled with excitement for what my life has become and is becoming, celebrating my good news and the great things happening in the lives of friends, and I should've been in Apple Valley ( Read more... )