Here's a subject that I've been trolled incessantly by (and have counter-trolled, I admit) ever since the first Sasuke and Sai arc (chapters 282-310 in the manga, episodes 33-53 holy shit that's a lot in the anime) of Naruto Shippuden: why certain fans (including myself) are so unfailingly faithful to Sasuke when he clearly is a massive penis ( Read more... )

Title: Sunt Lacrimae Rerum
Fandom: ​Soul Eater
Pairing: Spirit (Death Scythe)/ Franken Stein
Rating: PG
Warnings: Stein, Stein's madness, my unrelated madness. Gleeful lack of continuity.
Notes: Written for the 1sentence challenge, theme set Gamma, in a desperate bid to ignore my other writing obligations and to get this pairing out from under my skin. (# ( Read more... )

Title: The Grey Crayon
By: checkerbloom
Pairing: MinaKaka (YonKaka)
Rated: PG-13 (reccer’s rating)
Warnings: The circumstances of how this AU came by are largely unexplained; however, the fluff transcends that necessity, and unless you’re almost psychotically pedantic, you shouldn’t have a problem.
Summary: Naruto wants the three of them to be ( Read more... )

It's past 4 am and I don't give a fuck anymore.

Title: I Could Stick Around and Get Along With You
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Summary: AU in which Jared’s a fabulous Broadway star and Jensen’s been in way too many tween movies.
Notes: My life stopped making sense three hundred words into this story ( Read more... )

Just one more month till I completely stampede on the hopes of my parents and teachers and flunk out massively! Then I'll be back for good in fandom, and I've already got like five adjacent fics in the works. Whee ( Read more... )

I have a picture, and the picture has a slogan. It says great and terrible things, this picture. At a stretch, this picture can narrate the downfall of ancient civilizations and predict the glory of ones yet to come.


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Title: Even My Henchmen Think I'm Crazy
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: PG
Summary: In which there is a princess ("don't be ridiculous," fumes Sherlock) a prince ("Can't we both be princes?" inquires John politely.) and other forms of utter disconnect from sanity. A fairytale-ish intepretation of the tale of John and Sherlock. ( Read more... )

Title: White (of the blinding kind)
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Rating: R
Summary: A cupful of poison, some mental lists and revelations; in other words, how to spend your third to last day on earth.

Here, on the AO3

I don't understand viscosity or the many and varied idiosyncrasies therein. This would not be a problem, if only I wasn't five months away from the exam that will supposedly decide my entire life. Fuck fate and destiny, A/Levels are what's gonna kill ya.

So I do what I usually do when I'm depressed as all fuck: I stare at pretty pictures.


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Written for the unstoppable dahlia94. This is meant to be a timestamp-ish thingy for Take 512, aka the theater tech AU.
( just can't get enough )