This man... Is a genius.

Review of Nirvana ~ NevermindMuzik became good after this. Anything before this sucks ( Read more... )

I want to obtain a sledgehammer that is on fire. With this weapon of ultimate ultimacy I will bore a hole through my apartment living room wall. After, I will jab my neighbors in the throat and commence on mashing the shit out of their sound system until I am convinced that noise will never be excreted from its speakers. Then I'll probably steal ( Read more... )

I have hot hands just like that black kid from Little Giants... Discuss and debate. Go!

I just came from the kitchen, and you're out of jail.

Moot Point!

I can tell you about Global Warming. End.

Boom.

Man, I hope I've stopped your heart like I've stopped mine. So, what's been on my mind lately? Ma-Ti. You got that crap right, the little ignorant Indian kid from Captain Planet. I was thinking on how this kid got ripped off by everyone. There should have been only four rings and four idiotic environmentalists, however, the dire captain had to take ( Read more... )

You break my record. Now I break you. Like I break your friend.

People tell me that I must start to think positively and constructively to make myself better. Well, this journal will be dedicated to methods on ending the world. That's right, the world makes me sick along with every single living being on this worthless planet ( Read more... )