The Boston Red Sox are the 2004 World Champions of Baseball. It's not those bastard Yankees. It's not those Cardinals with their "Murder's Row." It's not the Giants with their savior saviour Barry and his 4000 homeruns. It's not the Braves with their 394th straight NL East Titles. It's not the Cubs including the Todd Macfarlane Sammy Sosa figure ( Read more... )

*Cry* *Cry* Cry* and *Cry* I woke up today. It wasn't a great wakeup at all. I felt like I've been slammed in the face by a full-sized z71 going at least 90 mph. I guess I should've strolled out onto that street last night. Oh well. I've had about four in a row now... I wonder what that means? Anyways, I put on some clothes because who likes to ( Read more... )

After much thought, with all the nice events and distractions circling my life, I have found why I am slated on this rock. My only true purpose is to own anything and anybody that gets in my way. Can I do it? If you doubted me then shame on you. Get someone to give you a big slap in the face with an empty beer bottle. If you can't find an empty ( Read more... )

Retired?

I got up today and thought to myself... "Gee, why do I rule so much?" So now I've thought about it and will list the points that make me rock harder than anyone else I know. If you don't agree you are a traitor and a Nazi. You will be banished to Antarctica where my army of penguins will not only feed on your tainted flesh but your dirty, ( Read more... )

*WARNING* If you are Nathan Webb, stop reading immediately! I may give you 'impure' thoughts.

Anyways, this conversation is just too damn hilarious and interesting to not ignore. Many of you know Nathan, but for those of you that don't, he is going to some rigorous Christian type school for a year to train for youth pastor I believe, don't quote ( Read more... )

Behold! The best commercial ever ( Read more... )

Yes indeed, I am a Man. And what does every Man need? A phallic partner object to reveal just how Manly we are. Whether it be your pimped out sweet ride, heavy duty power tools that you never use, or your overly large 'Man Equipment.' These are none of mine cause I need something that kicks more ass. A Desert Eagle. The massive pistol that could ( Read more... )

Check out this cool dude! Who do you think this sexy slab of man beast could be?

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I'd like to waste your time now with something mindless and irrelevant to your lives...

The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:What the hell? What is this bracketalcoholbracket? Never heard dawg. Do you party a lot? How often?:Hell yeah, man! A party as often as sin. Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:Hell nah. I use drugs ( Read more... )