I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for being such a fun and responsive audience! You all made it all a pleasure! Or even more pleasurable than it already was. Happy holidays!!!
Love, Grace (now collapsed on the sofa drinking mimosas)
And now that the crisis has passed, Jack develops a daring plan to alleviate some of the regular holiday stress.
"Buying or making 196 presents puts undue strain on the men. I propose something new and different this year. Gentlemen, this year we shall draw names."
Sailors are superstitious creatures, especially when it comes to a prize.
"The men think that someone has been naughty, and that Santa won't come because of it." "And you believe it too?" "Not everything is in your books, Stephen."