It has been brought to my attention that Livejournal has decided to stop being elitist whores and have just recently been allowing people to get livejournals without codes ( Read more... )

Today I was brushing my teeth and I noticed something rather interesting ( Read more... )

1. Go to http://www.google.com
2. Type in "miserable failure"
3. Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

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Recipe for DISASTA:1. Combine erratic computer failure with the looming doom of an analytical essay to be due the following day. The result should be an exhausted student ( Read more... )

( Retarded Conversations That Made Me Laugh Due To The Fact That I've Been Doing This Paper For ENTIRELY TOO FUCKING LONG!!!!! )

Cleaning out the files on my computer and found ( this. )

So. I shall put this in bold AND italicized font because it is a very, very special occasion.

MY JOURNAL IS FIXED.

Me right now:

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Flipping idly through a magazine in the dentist's office today, I came across an advertisement for American Idol: the video game.


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