Reason #6757145 why Chris is awesome: He introduces you to the guy that plays bass on Paul Simon's Graceland album.

Things to do before you get too old #5713: drive without shoes; it makes you feel better than driving into the trunk of several cars in front of you.

Ever want to jump someone the second you see them?

I am flower named 42_across !I consist of my friends!Are you flower too?

-American Analytical wants me. I'll call them on Monday ( Read more... )

Saw the ocean last night.

-"Math Rules" ...on some lady's shirt in the Albany bus station ( Read more... )

Dreamt that I pissed Estelle Getty off and she attempted to run me down in her large black car. I ran from my HS to the middle school, which are next to each other, and got inside ok. When I got to one of the rooms, Hartwick Rich was there to save me. He was about to tell me something and the alarm went off.... dammit. Oh well ( Read more... )

Ok, who wants to die first?!?!?!

*looks at computer screen and shoots the "death look" at Big Al*

I finished Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency tonight. The last 1/3 rocked. Too bad Amy was dumb and decided to interfere with the quietness and put on VH1's I Love 1991. DLR made at least one appearance, but I couldn't concentrate on the ending. So, I'm confused. Oh well. It took bloody forever for the plot to get going ( Read more... )

[edit: oh, well at least he's a looker ( Read more... )