Today a man from California called me desperate for help. He had gotten himself into about $30,000 of credit card debt, and was paying more for those payments than he was on his mortgage. I found a solution for him that was going to pay off all of the debt, save him $156,000, and get his house paid off 5 years faster than he thought possible ( Read more... )

So the kids that stole my mom's purse are, without equivocation, the stupidest criminals ever.

The pharmacist at the CVS where Mom was robbed went home last night (her apartment is literally 100 feet from the door of the CVS), and found a prescription that she herself had filled for my little sister's headaches sitting on her coffee table. My ( Read more... )

Salespeople are an eccentric group. There is a guy at work that eats his own boogers. He doesn't even bother to be sneaky or embarrassed about this habit. He eats his boogers while he's on the phone with clients. He eats his boogers while you're alone in the elevator with him. He eats his boogers while you're eating lunch five feet away from ( Read more... )

go ASCII alice: you are so great.

If you hear tomorrow that I have died in some tragic accident or twist of fate, think not that my life has been cut short; for the penultimate glory of my existence has been henceforth realized.

Oh, and by the way: fucking thirteen, okay?

Am I a douche-bag? Yes.

Do I need a new desktop? You bet your hot ass I do.

Am I willing to ask all of you to help me get a free MiniMac?

I am; and if you are not an awful, joyless person, you'll do it.If you want one of your own, you might as well, right ( Read more... )

Serious posts are gay, so I'll make this short.

( Obligatory Dad Update )

Pinbackattack! is having a sale on movie button sets.
$5 shipped (They're $4.95 on ebay + $1.00 shipping).
Bulk discount of $20 for 5 sets shipped.

You can view all of the sets hereIf you're looking for an inexpensive, original gift or just a little something for yourself, this is an ideal option ( Read more... )

Shortly after arriving home this evening, I was informed that my father was admitted to the hospital today (for those of you who may not know, he is 60 years old, and was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis in 1983 ( Read more... )

Gummi Bears taste infinitely better when eaten one color at a time, rather than in randomly selected handfuls.

You're welcome.

Earlier today, I randomly checked an email account that I've only used once in the past seven years, and was rewarded with an equally random email:


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