Last night, in the grips of what could be classified as a drunken stupor, I thoughtlessly grabbed a jar of store-brand, extra crunchy peanut butter from the cupboard that I didn't remember purchasing or having seen before. After eating roughly a tablespoon (shut up, I hear enough about how weird this habit is already), I decided that it really ( Read more... )

Why the fuck is a Detroit local news broadcast spending almost 1/3 of their program catching people cheating on their spouses ( Read more... )

The passage of Michigan's Proposal 2 makes me about as sad as one could be reasonably expected to be about such a thing.

People, apparantly, are vindictive, selfish, spiteful, awful, ugly things, and I hate every single one of them to my bones.

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Am I an awful man for wanting to dedicate the next 3 years of my life to getting into the Harvard Business School?

I was just sitting here, unable to sleep, watching the storm from my dark living room, and lightning struck the woods about 200 yards away from my balcony. It's been about 20 minutes, and every time I blink or more lightning flashes, I can still see the streak. It was goddam loud, too. It's strange when you have literally no lag between seeing ( Read more... )

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I remembered today how wonderful it is to rediscover someone from a part of your past that you had, for years, written off as unsalvageable.

Johannes Kepler wanted to read the mind of God, and was driven by this desire to become the first human being to ever understand the rules governing the motion of the planets.

I just want some cursory understanding of the seemingly random nature of my own girlfriend, and am perpetually driven into the doghouse as a result.

There really is no