Why did I just get a muggle sent letter from a woman in America claiming I'm her Indian Sponsor Child? I'm eighteen! almost nineteen!

I got my parents to get me a copy of the new Muggle Studies book and I love how the only mention I get involves what my boggart happens to be.
WHICH BY THE WAY IS SO LIKE WRONG.
My Boggart happens to be myself wearing last seasons robes, HELLO.

You know I bet she'll ship me off to India in her seventh book I mean its not like I'm all that

Guess what!!! our Butler finally got our crystal ball up and running so we can spy on people outside of the Island ( Read more... )

You know I'm only like stuck on an Island or whatever but isnt anyone else concerned by the fact that Ginny and Colin's floor happens to be possessed by dead people whispering about their murder?
Nobodies concerned?
Nobody thinks that maybe these ghosts will take over Ginny's body and she'll kill us all?
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST ALL THINK ABOUT

So its been six months.
And I'm still on this Island.
I've got a great tan though even if the muggles have pretty much taken over everything.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM SICK OF WAITING TO BE RESCUED OK? IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I MISSED THE SPRING FASHION WEEK.
SOME OF THESE MUGGLES ARE BUILDING A RAFT SO I'M GOING TO GO STEAL IT.

Today was a tragic day. Daddy found out awhile ago that another group of muggles crashed onto the opposite side of the wild life wilderness protection island so he sent our plumber James to check it out ( Read more... )

So it turns out the legal age for muggles to get married is eighteen when for us its seventeen.
So I was never really married.

Last night I had the weirdest dream.
I dreamt that Giacomo Casanova from the history books HIT on me! and then Ron showed up and told me he was the cheif auror in charge of training or something like that.
I mean that is such a weird dream! could you imagine Ron ever being the cheif of anything?

I'm getting married in the morning! ding dong the bells are gonna chime!