So I sat down for my morning sit down this morning... And there was an issue of Blender boasting "THE 40 WORST LYRICISTS EVER!" on the cover. Hoping that this would be good for a laugh at Maroon 5 or Three 6, I crack the spine. Unfortunately I was surprised ( Read more... )

Okay, I know American Apparel never claimed to be the answer to Abercrombie, but I suppose I took them for that upon the Memphis location's opening. It seemed as though they were doing the same thing for the different crowd, providing staples for the hipster's life. I mean, you've got to know who you're going to end up catering to if you advertise ( Read more... )

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I am glad the bulk substance of my life does not depend on or employ in gross quantity shopping, shoplifting, getting dressed, slathering my face in make-up, going out to end up in a living room with substances and empty people, taking pictures of myself, taking pictures with aforementioned empty people, editing said pictures, posting said pictures ( Read more... )

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Today I opened a bottle of ketchup at work and it exploded all over me.
I dislike people that don't tip, I just want to run after them into the parking lot and throw exploding ketchup bottles at their heels yelling WOULD YOU LIKE EXTRA CORNBREAD, MORE WATER, DESSERT, TO GO BOXES, A SMALL CUP OF WHITE DISTILLED VINEGAR, ANYTHING ELSEbut instead I ( Read more... )

I suppose it is about time I let those outside my tightly-woven tapestry of friends know what the hell has been going on lately ( Read more... )

I finally got around to scanning some sketchbook pages and putting them up. They're from the last seven months or so, which means that's as recent as it gets and you should check 'em out on my art myspace.

Also, if you've got the time, you should take a peek at my deviantart at eradicate-aphorisms.deviantart.com. There are four collaborations up ( Read more... )

the bruises on my knee form a daisy from the side ( Read more... )