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Bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Top five painfully microcosmic statements heard in America to make your blood boil:
5. 'Bisexual is just a fancy name for indiscriminately promiscuous. May as well declare at the press conference, "I have no idea who I am and, furthermore, am utterly incapable of making a commitment."'
--this article, courtesy of World Magazine
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I drew a map of Canada with your face sketched on it twice
kd Lang makes me feel Christmasy, don't ask me why. Aside from angsty Canadian lesbian love songs, what else brings on that warm glowing holiday cheer? Why, spiked eggnog Christmas memes, of course!
Because I have nothing better to do at work when there are no customers.
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Well, bugger. No wordplay intended.
Hold on, I have to work myself up to this.
I wrote slash.
I wrote boyslash.
I wrote angsty boyslash.
I wrote angsty PotC boyslash.
I wrote angsty PotC Jack Sparrow boyslash.
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I WROTE ANGSTY POTC JACK SPARROW/CUTLER BECKETT BOYSLASH.
Someone shoot me. -
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I *am* the Walrus.
Yes, I know, new laptop is inducive of spam, but I couldn't resist showing this off--
You paid attention during 97% of high school!
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!
Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz
--and I'm only in eleventh year. ^_^
Also:
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We're walking in the air....
I find myself very homesick this week, for the Rockies, of all places. I bought a snowboarding magazine because I wanted to sketch some of the pretty pictures and caught myself staring at the absolutely breathtaking photography of Whistler and the Pine Pass, and dreaming about the sweeping slopes that climb all the way into heaven and the feeling ( Read more... ) -
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me....
What? Resurgence of obsession with the Beatles because hot-straight-girl-on-whom-one-has-an-utterly-hopeless-crush is a fan? Where?In other news, my Evil Gay Agenda is progressing, although not officially. Still banging my head against the concrete wall of conservative homophobic bureacracy that keeps my gay-straight alliance theoretical. I feel ( Read more... ) -
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
I'm not dead, it's just my Internet....
Weird Al Yankovich wins at life.
