Bad Sex & Awkward Romance - Prompt/Fill Index (a WiP)
LJ prompts up to date. DW prompts to come.
Author's Choice
FILLED - Author's choice, any, The candles and scattered rose petals certainly were romantic. They were also a pain to clean up the next day.
Any, any, hatesex: not half as fun as it seems.
Any, any, someone is caught masturbating. Contrary to what porn may suggest, sex most definitely does not follow.
Any, any, sometimes sex positions are just plain awkward and don't work, and it takes time and patience to find the ones that do.
any, any, bigger is not always better
Any, any-Feathers can be sexy and kinky but unexpected tickling can ruin the mood, also sneezing.
Any, any, creative use of superpowers/magic/etc. in the bedroom: possibly more trouble than it's worth.
Author's choice, any, Makeshift bondage fail.
Any, any, being with someone of the same sex doesn't mean you magically know exactly how to please them.
Any, any, "True love doesn't need safewords :) :)" = a bad idea.
Author's choice, tentacle monster/any, breaking up - humans aren't fulfilling enough. Crack prompt, but if you can work something serious out of it, more power to you.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Alice in Wonderland 2010, Tarrant Hightopp/Any, The Mad Hatter ends up leaving pins in the most uncomfortable places.
Avatar
Avatar, Trudy Chacon/Norm Spellman, carrying on an affair when you lived in a two-room mobile lab with two other people had its issues.
Avatar, Jake/Neytiri, the last time Jake had sex he'd been human; now he has a whole new anatomy to deal with.
Batman (comics)
Batman comics, aged up Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Damian knows the theory behind sex, but for all his 19 years, has no idea how to execute it. Fortunately, Colin is very, very forgiving.
Captain America (2011)
Captain America (2011), Peggy Carter/any, you sleep with a man once and before you know it, he wants to buy you dinner
Digimon Adventure/Adventure 02
Digimon Adventure/Adventure 02, Taichi/Yamato, sharing a bedroom with your little sister has its downsides. (Bonus points for a side of Takari!)
Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Vastra/Jenny, having sex with your employer? Jenny can handle that. Having sex with your employer when she's a different species took more getting used to.
Glee
Glee, Kurt/Karofsky, this would probably go better if Karofsky had any idea how the hell to ask out a guy.
Gokusen
FILLED - Gokusen, Shin/Kumiko, Yankumi still gave into panicked flailing any time Shin kissed her.
Haven
Haven, Audrey/Nathan/Duke, this threesome business was difficult to figure out in more ways than one.
Hawaii Five-0
Hawaii Five-0, Steve/Danny. The guys are at Danny's place getting hot and heavy when Rachel drops off Gracie; Danny has totally forgotten it's his weekend with Grace.
Hulk (2003)
Hulk (2003) - The Hulk/Betty Ross - "What the fuck do you want me to do with THAT?"
Inception
Inception-Arthur/Ariadne-Sometimes you can plan too much.
Kingdom Hearts
kingdom hearts, roxas/riku. hatesex, and/or one's a virgin, and won't admit it but has nooo idea what he's doing.
Mei-chan no Shitsuji
Mei-chan no Shitsuji, Mei/Fujiko (yeah, i dont know, just a sudden urge for Mei-chan femslash), romance novels dont give the best advice
Naruto
FILLED - Author's choice, any, The candles and scattered rose petals certainly were romantic. They were also a pain to clean up the next day.
FILLED - Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka. Exhaustion catches up with them: one or the other passes out in the middle of sex.
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, A depilatory cream dispenser left behind on the shelf of an onsen wash station.
Naruto, Sakura/Naruto, it's a good thing that Sakura is a medic.
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, An ANBU agent teleports into Hound's living room, only to find that Hound is rather. . . occupied. . . The question is, is the ANBU very unfortunate? Or is he very, very blessed? *leers* The better question: Who can turn the brightest shade of red?
One Piece
FILLED - One Piece, any Straw Hat pairing, sex in a hammock is tricky, sex in a hammock on a ship is straight-up difficult, and sex in a hammock on a ship surrounded by sleeping crew mates you're desperately trying not to wake up is damn near impossible.
One Piece, Luffy/any, Just because he's made of rubber doesn't mean that every sex position is a good idea.
Push
FILLED - Push, Nick/Cassie, having Seen all this ahead of time was less useful than Cassie had hoped.
Saiyuki
Saiyuki, one-sided any, ________ tries to confess their heartfelt feelings of romantic love to their adoring servant/subordinate ...and they get shot down. Hard. Because sometimes the fangirls are wrong.
The Silmarillion
FILLED - The Silmarillion, any pairing/character, and I will pretend it didn't hurt.
Skip Beat!
FILLED - Skip Beat! Ren/Kyoko, At least the chicken suit kept her from running away too quickly, or: Ren confesses his love, and Kyoko reacts as well as can be expected.
also Skip Beat! Kyouko/Sho (HA thats an awkward prompt alone), just hatesex in general, lots of frustration and name-calling, and a sort of "now what" afterwards.
Soul Eater
Soul Eater, Soul/Maka, Who said shark teeth were sex tools?
Star Trek (Reboot)
Star Trek (reboot flavor), Spock/Uhura, greater-than-human strength can be kind of a problem
FILLED - Star Trek Reboot, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk pulls something during sex
Superjail!
Superjail!, The Warden/Lord Stingray. The fact that they were hooking up for sex was awkward enough, but then the Warden learns that Stingray's stinger is actually very fragile and sensitive and should not be gripped tightly...
Thor
FILLED - Thor-Thor/Jane-Thor is a large and godly man, Jane's trailer is small as is she, positioning is tricky.
Thor-Loki/Sif-Inconvenient magic-a spell causes complications during sex.
Warehouse 13
Warehouse 13; Pete/Myka, Myka/HG or Pete/Steve (author's choice); "Whose bright idea was it to drag an Artifact into this, anyway?"
Warehouse 13; Jack/Rebecca, pre-Glass Girl case; It's not that Jack doesn't like rebecca - quite the opposite, really. But even though he can carry on intelligent conversations with just about anyone else in the Warehouse, for some damn reason he can't stop acting like he's twelve around her.
The West Wing
Will/Elsie or Sam/Ainsley - The West Wing - rolling in the Bartlet's wedding anniversary cake was not just a slippery mess that led to a very disturbed President watching it also was a pest in terms of later having the formal event attire dry cleaned.
X-Men: First Class
FILLED - FANDOM: X-Men First Class
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Prompt: They got quite good at the nuances of psychic joining during sex, eventually. But it didn't go so well the first time.
X-Men First Class-Charles/Erik-your choice who walks on-In theory being psychic means Charles knows where everyone is at all times. In practice, this doesn't work so well. / I think this could work as a five times fic-Five Times they were caught and one time they weren't but I'd love anything.
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Author's Choice
FILLED - Author's choice, any, The candles and scattered rose petals certainly were romantic. They were also a pain to clean up the next day.
Any, any, hatesex: not half as fun as it seems.
Any, any, someone is caught masturbating. Contrary to what porn may suggest, sex most definitely does not follow.
Any, any, sometimes sex positions are just plain awkward and don't work, and it takes time and patience to find the ones that do.
any, any, bigger is not always better
Any, any-Feathers can be sexy and kinky but unexpected tickling can ruin the mood, also sneezing.
Any, any, creative use of superpowers/magic/etc. in the bedroom: possibly more trouble than it's worth.
Author's choice, any, Makeshift bondage fail.
Any, any, being with someone of the same sex doesn't mean you magically know exactly how to please them.
Any, any, "True love doesn't need safewords :) :)" = a bad idea.
Author's choice, tentacle monster/any, breaking up - humans aren't fulfilling enough. Crack prompt, but if you can work something serious out of it, more power to you.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Alice in Wonderland 2010, Tarrant Hightopp/Any, The Mad Hatter ends up leaving pins in the most uncomfortable places.
Avatar
Avatar, Trudy Chacon/Norm Spellman, carrying on an affair when you lived in a two-room mobile lab with two other people had its issues.
Avatar, Jake/Neytiri, the last time Jake had sex he'd been human; now he has a whole new anatomy to deal with.
Batman (comics)
Batman comics, aged up Damian Wayne/Colin Wilkes, Damian knows the theory behind sex, but for all his 19 years, has no idea how to execute it. Fortunately, Colin is very, very forgiving.
Captain America (2011)
Captain America (2011), Peggy Carter/any, you sleep with a man once and before you know it, he wants to buy you dinner
Digimon Adventure/Adventure 02
Digimon Adventure/Adventure 02, Taichi/Yamato, sharing a bedroom with your little sister has its downsides. (Bonus points for a side of Takari!)
Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Vastra/Jenny, having sex with your employer? Jenny can handle that. Having sex with your employer when she's a different species took more getting used to.
Glee
Glee, Kurt/Karofsky, this would probably go better if Karofsky had any idea how the hell to ask out a guy.
Gokusen
FILLED - Gokusen, Shin/Kumiko, Yankumi still gave into panicked flailing any time Shin kissed her.
Haven
Haven, Audrey/Nathan/Duke, this threesome business was difficult to figure out in more ways than one.
Hawaii Five-0
Hawaii Five-0, Steve/Danny. The guys are at Danny's place getting hot and heavy when Rachel drops off Gracie; Danny has totally forgotten it's his weekend with Grace.
Hulk (2003)
Hulk (2003) - The Hulk/Betty Ross - "What the fuck do you want me to do with THAT?"
Inception
Inception-Arthur/Ariadne-Sometimes you can plan too much.
Kingdom Hearts
kingdom hearts, roxas/riku. hatesex, and/or one's a virgin, and won't admit it but has nooo idea what he's doing.
Mei-chan no Shitsuji
Mei-chan no Shitsuji, Mei/Fujiko (yeah, i dont know, just a sudden urge for Mei-chan femslash), romance novels dont give the best advice
Naruto
FILLED - Author's choice, any, The candles and scattered rose petals certainly were romantic. They were also a pain to clean up the next day.
FILLED - Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka. Exhaustion catches up with them: one or the other passes out in the middle of sex.
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, A depilatory cream dispenser left behind on the shelf of an onsen wash station.
Naruto, Sakura/Naruto, it's a good thing that Sakura is a medic.
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, An ANBU agent teleports into Hound's living room, only to find that Hound is rather. . . occupied. . . The question is, is the ANBU very unfortunate? Or is he very, very blessed? *leers* The better question: Who can turn the brightest shade of red?
One Piece
FILLED - One Piece, any Straw Hat pairing, sex in a hammock is tricky, sex in a hammock on a ship is straight-up difficult, and sex in a hammock on a ship surrounded by sleeping crew mates you're desperately trying not to wake up is damn near impossible.
One Piece, Luffy/any, Just because he's made of rubber doesn't mean that every sex position is a good idea.
Push
FILLED - Push, Nick/Cassie, having Seen all this ahead of time was less useful than Cassie had hoped.
Saiyuki
Saiyuki, one-sided any, ________ tries to confess their heartfelt feelings of romantic love to their adoring servant/subordinate ...and they get shot down. Hard. Because sometimes the fangirls are wrong.
The Silmarillion
FILLED - The Silmarillion, any pairing/character, and I will pretend it didn't hurt.
Skip Beat!
FILLED - Skip Beat! Ren/Kyoko, At least the chicken suit kept her from running away too quickly, or: Ren confesses his love, and Kyoko reacts as well as can be expected.
also Skip Beat! Kyouko/Sho (HA thats an awkward prompt alone), just hatesex in general, lots of frustration and name-calling, and a sort of "now what" afterwards.
Soul Eater
Soul Eater, Soul/Maka, Who said shark teeth were sex tools?
Star Trek (Reboot)
Star Trek (reboot flavor), Spock/Uhura, greater-than-human strength can be kind of a problem
FILLED - Star Trek Reboot, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk pulls something during sex
Superjail!
Superjail!, The Warden/Lord Stingray. The fact that they were hooking up for sex was awkward enough, but then the Warden learns that Stingray's stinger is actually very fragile and sensitive and should not be gripped tightly...
Thor
FILLED - Thor-Thor/Jane-Thor is a large and godly man, Jane's trailer is small as is she, positioning is tricky.
Thor-Loki/Sif-Inconvenient magic-a spell causes complications during sex.
Warehouse 13
Warehouse 13; Pete/Myka, Myka/HG or Pete/Steve (author's choice); "Whose bright idea was it to drag an Artifact into this, anyway?"
Warehouse 13; Jack/Rebecca, pre-Glass Girl case; It's not that Jack doesn't like rebecca - quite the opposite, really. But even though he can carry on intelligent conversations with just about anyone else in the Warehouse, for some damn reason he can't stop acting like he's twelve around her.
The West Wing
Will/Elsie or Sam/Ainsley - The West Wing - rolling in the Bartlet's wedding anniversary cake was not just a slippery mess that led to a very disturbed President watching it also was a pest in terms of later having the formal event attire dry cleaned.
X-Men: First Class
FILLED - FANDOM: X-Men First Class
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Prompt: They got quite good at the nuances of psychic joining during sex, eventually. But it didn't go so well the first time.
X-Men First Class-Charles/Erik-your choice who walks on-In theory being psychic means Charles knows where everyone is at all times. In practice, this doesn't work so well. / I think this could work as a five times fic-Five Times they were caught and one time they weren't but I'd love anything.
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