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[ankle_grabber]

I use too many commas, and too many extra, silly, words, though, and my writing turns out to be just one long line of a sentence, full of commas, and extra words, not making much sense, but possibly, maybe, making me sound, like an asthmatic, in, a, gasp, sort of, gasp, humourous way, in my essay, my English teacher, Sarah Hoddell, writes "Ha, you

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[anonymous]

NOW I CAN RED YOUR JOURNAL.

[ankle_grabber]

Now I can red your thoughts.

[anonymous]

Read**

[ankle_grabber]

Who the frootloops are you? Matt, right?

[sadistic_crayon]

I thought you said 'hymen' addict but then i just realized it was hyphen without the h.

[paddyrs]

HAHAHAH very rarely is 'LOL' used for real purposes. I actually laughed-out-loud then.

[ankle_grabber]

Interesting. I 'lol' more than I 'lmao', but has anyone ever literally tooken to 'rofl'? Curious!

[ankle_grabber]

I love me a nice ripe hymen in the morning.

[wonderoutloud]

Me tooooo.

[ft_7]

Welcome back...

[ankle_grabber]

Thanks.

And is that a banana on your nose, or are you just pleased to see me?

[ft_7]

I'll never tell *dropssmokebomb*...

[ankle_grabber]

Man! I need to have e-mail alerts ON.

I only just got this comment today.

[gingitsune3]

I am so afraid that I might add too many commas. My sister told me stories of an evil english teacher at my school who hates commas, and I use too many of them and my spelling is aweful and I dont even really understand ; or : and it sucks.
i am addicted to commas and parentheses and typos and grammatical mistakes and those tasty goldfish crackers.
But sometimes I try to get rid of commas all together and things go crazy like if you write a will and say "I give $100000 each to Emily, Joe and Roger." Then Emily gets $100000 and Joe and Roger get $500,000 each, but that is just if, and only if, Emily is a big stinky loser and decides to take them to court the end."""""""""

[ankle_grabber]

I was never to keen on semi-colons. They are curious creatures and I was always fearful of misplacing them. Because of that fear, I've only started using them recently. Thankfully, seeing them in books has given me an estimate of where they belong.

And hahaha at your writing about the will.

[gingitsune3]

I also have a problem with spiraling terribly off track whenever I write something. Like, I willwrite about semicolons and end up with...Wills and marmosets I saw a manatee once and it was sooooo cute. We were in florida and on this tour and he was floating around and the guy driving the boat was like OH MY GOD I HAVE ONLY SEEN A MANATEE IN THE WILD ONCE BEFORE, TEN YEARS AGO!

But you see, the manatee came to me, because I am one with the manatee. He was so cute and fat and he looked just like a giant potato. It was nice because the tour was just our family so there werent a bunch of people screaming at the poor thing oh he was just SOOO CUUUTE.
And he was flaoting around and awwwww...
*rubs face and cooos*

[ankle_grabber]

I have that habit too, and I find it really distracting in stories where I shall be writing about one thing, and then the paragraph rockets off onto a different subject altogether that just makes zilch sense.

I was lucky enough to see Floridian manatees, but only in Sea World. My mother got me a book titled "Dancing With Manatees", I'm thinking of scanning some of the illustrations to make a user pic, that would surely be cute.

I like the pudginess of manatees. Like little clay lumps, with flippers and tails and cheeks full of whiskers. They have cute eyes. My father bought me a plush manatee and I called her Laurette, which was the name of the baby manatee in the book.