voting is totally sweet! today was my first time actually going to a polling place cause i had to do an absentee ballot for decision 2004: america lubes up for a four year anal rape. fun fact! my polling place is where my very first boyfriend took me on my very first date. maybe this would be sweet if said place were an elementary school cafeteria ( Read more... )

i keep waking up late and missing frasier, and it has been having an adverse effect on my disposition. also, i think i am going to move to denmark. they don't have anything to do there, but apparently, those danes are the happiest assholes in the world. my mom told me last night that our ancestors were danish; this was news to me, cause i always ( Read more... )

i need a haircut! will you do it?

the cute little pocket gays who live upstairs have been quite literally blasting mozart all day. i woke up to symphony no. 25 and now, four hours later, the abduction from seraglio. this is the reason i have been in the best mood ever today, despite the uterus i am convinced has liquified and is attempting to make its escape out of my body (you're ( Read more... )

also: fuck me, i love don giovanni

i have recently discovered that one of the greatest feelings in the entire world is crawling into bed at a decent hour, picking out a book you've read dozens of times before to calm yourself into sleep, and then realizing at two am that you just spent the past three and a half hours reading about orphans and obstetrics ( Read more... )

over the past...uh...three years, it has come to my attention that my wisdom teeth are coming in. coming in with a vengeance! since i am without insurance of the dental variety, i haven't been to the dentist since like, high school; but it is my expert opinion, based on the incredible pain and swollen gums and jacked up tooth showing its ugly face ( Read more... )

as it would turn out, sleeping with the window open during a san francisco hurricane is not conducive to health. THIS IS NEWS TO ME. i woke up at three pm with a fever and a throat as tight as...well...i was going to allude to some virginal teen starlet, but considering zoey 101 spears is knocked up and vanessa vagtastic hudgens has pictures of her ( Read more... )

i am once again awake at an ungodly hour. however, this time it is due to the fact that britney spears is crazy and i would rather refresh ONTD every six seconds for updates instead of sleep and live my own life. but what the fuck! bitch is insane in the membrane and i love her for it ( Read more... )

the start of 2008 started just the same as the start of 2007: i was not quite drunk, i realized the boy i was intersted in was interested in boys, and instead of kissing a person, i kissed a bottle of jim beam. this is all fine with me. i coulda done a lot worse than 2007.