Well, I had something interesting happen last night. I found a big pile of poo on the floor in my house. I have no other pets besides Sammy- and I know he couldn’t have done this- which meant something was in the house. On with the hunt. I looked throughout the house and found the culprit in my bedroom. There was a cat… on my bed. On. My. Bed. I’ve ( Read more... )

Well, the ER doctor who treated me was found dead. Oh my gosh. I’m so surprised ( Read more... )

And so I stand alone. Of course, in the end, we all just stand alone.

Because inquiring minds continue to want to know.

***WARNING***
The following story involves things which most many people would consider very gross. If these things bother you do not read. If you decide to read, it's your own fault ( Read more... )

Thanks alot, Ike. You better come back here and clean this mess up you made in East Texas. I predict yard work in the very near future. As in today. Well, my arms are getting skinny, so the workout might help.

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Oh, for God's sake. marry_a_ljuser Who comes up with these things?

Well, I got back from a mission today. Nothing really difficult, but it took alot out of me when it shouldn't have. I am so tired of my slack intestines. I apparently can't eat anything anymore without it hurting, there's always pain, my stomach's started to become affected, and I'm still passing blood and other things I won't describe. I haven't ( Read more... )

Because inquiring minds want to know ( Read more... )

Due to a post in deviantartsnark I have been introduced to the eclectic and entertaining world of DeviantArt. I shall run a series where we take a look at some of this art and make critiques, comments and insults.

Let’s start off with my pin-up girl photoHere’s my photo from the Sports Illustrated Summer Swimsuit Issue, complete with Watergun Clyde™ and girly ( Read more... )

Well, well, well. Look who we have here.

I can't embed this interview, so go here then choose Wed. August 6. Wait for a stupid random commercial to end and choose Act 3 ( Read more... )

Well, I got back from a job and it turned out interesting. I won't get into too much detail but I was sent to take care of a certain individual. The chase ended up in the Gulf. I obtained a speedboat to catch up with his leisure boat. He thought fleeing to the water would save him- how foolish. I must admit though that the sea was choppier than ( Read more... )