right, then.

[arwenundomiel]

ESTEL HAS AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT IS ALSO GREASY AND SQUIRREL-FUCKER-Y.

whatever happens, i must make sure daddy never finds out about this. and the turkey, too, because he's a total shit-disturber and he'll just tell.

the fact that said child was conceived with a sexy lush WHO IS NOT THE UNDUMMY and the fact that estel DOES NOT DENY

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[arwens_evenstar]

//glitters indignantly, completing the waning picture by draw attention to the magnificent elf-boobies// I never trusted that human! Wennie, my Wennie, don't leave me, he's not worth it!!

*enjoying the irony of it all*

[elladanthesane]

It doesn't matter if I squack tell; it'll still find its way to national television...

Re: *enjoying the irony of it all*

[arwenundomiel]

*bats at you with a broom*

*laughs hard*

[elladanthesane]

And I'll be helping the camera crew too; I wanna see this thing into syndication.

[elvengoldmine]

sjkhdjkhdjhgfj He slept with my Finduilas? Impossible!!! That is so not fair! I didn't even sleep with Finduilas!!!! >___<

Want me to kill gim for you??? I have guns ... and projectile vomit!!!! >:) And Zak!

[papa_denethor]

Technically, she is/was my Finduilas.

And aren't you supposed to be dusting my house?

[elvengoldmine]

She's your (ex?)wife, I'm her best friend/brother by adoption, it's different. And my drinking buddy.

...I thought you exploded. Yay! You're back. You didn't explode in your house did you?

[papa_denethor]

Well, yes, but at the time...you see...it's like...oh never mind. I'm just going to go pop some headache pills.

I was. I'm currently not. My stupid Mun thinks it's funny to drag me out of retirement.

No, I didn't. I think Theodred has vomited in almost every crevice, though.