"Dude, that is the lamest thing I've ever seen."

"I don't know." I snickered, trying to keep a straight face, which was considerably hard. "It looks good to me."

"Shut the hell up Sam." Nick rolled his eyes at me, holding the head of the infamous 'Flying Pig' that's our school mascot. Yeah, like none of us were going to find Nick getting stuck ( Read more... )

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This is freakin' it.

I mean, come on, trying to prank Carly out of LA, and pulling a really lame ass cover to do it? I found out the full story from Johnny about the crap they pulled, and I know for a fact that they could have handled that better. Not that I wanted them to prank Carly into leaving LA, but come on"Madsen ( Read more... )

Hey Sam ( Read more... )

Okay. Johnny had a totally sweet idea, I think it's perfect. We prank The Snowflake into leaving LA, that she has to just pick up and leave. And that'll be it. She'll be gone, and we'll be free from the Snowflakeyness of it all!

Dude, it's just great.

I grabbed the phone from Johnny. "Dude, this is so cool." I grinned.

He grinned back at me. " ( Read more... )

It's amazes me what a girl can get away with when she tells her male gym teacher that she has cramps. Since I didn't feel like spotting Kyle while he demonstrated his ability to pointlessly lift heavy objects, I made my female excuse and was told to sit the day out. No changing my clothes, no doing crunches, and best of all, no Kyle ( Read more... )

Just... what the hell dude? Is this why they wouldn't tell me how it ended? Is this... Oh man. Just... that's so sad. The dog does not make it any better! Isn't the dog sorta supposed to be a comfort or something? No, wait, it so totally lures you in. The dog's all there on the cover going "Come on Madsen, come on and read the book, it's not ( Read more... )

I can't believe I had to show up at school at 7 a.m. to go to the zoo. Stello was being a cranky old man as usual; barking orders at everyone, telling Daphne that she had to pull her skirt down a little more or risk a detention for violation of the dress code, and most importantly, constantly reminding us not to feed the animals. I silently ( Read more... )

I hate my life ( Read more... )