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[batta_le_manine]

My Christ, are the merchants in this city getting tetchy about pop culture references being (accurately and handsomely) being enacted in their stores. I understand that the raw sexual energy I exude melts the frostiest of treats, but calm down everyone. Have a bloody cornetto for God's sake

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[shades_away]

good luck on choosing a house, it's probably good to take your time to consider everything and be sure of the one you both really want!

[batta_le_manine]

Haha you should write a book or somethin, June

[bikini_bamalam]

Ok some moar for the look list:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35705203.html?premiumA=true

IGNORE the pukesome decor in this one and look @ the space? http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-25847421.html?premiumA=true idk I think I wld like this if it was properly renovated.

DOES MOMMY DIJVA GIVE U THE HORRRRRRRRNNNN toot toot

[batta_le_manine]

FIRST ONE mostly because I hate everything about that second one despite promises of renovation. So boringggg.

YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE HORN SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORNNNNNNNN

[bikini_bamalam]

Ugh why is this so haaaaaaaaaard??? Maybe we shd like, make an offer 2 upstairs and knock down part of our ceiling and make it a split level dbl penthouse??????

BABYBONER.

Oh my god I just thought if we have a BOY in our batch then he will probs get accidental baby boner and omfg I am going 2 have 2 die laughing this is my future.

[batta_le_manine]

I am fucking WELL into this idea...do you think the crazy bat upstairs will let us buy her out? EVERYONE WINS.

There are too many questionable jokes that have opened themselves up (matron!) after that line. So I will stick to strictly talking about the boner you give me. Which is baby-sized in the most literal way because it is the size of a small human.

[deuxsurrealiste]

Is there anything that AIN'T about your wang, according to you? :P

[batta_le_manine]

Nope. For instance, when my wang thinks about you it shrivels up like a raisin. See how easy this game is?

[sweetaspete]

You should've taken a picture with the cornettos! haha

Good luck finding a house. Are you going to have a big house warming party once you do?

[batta_le_manine]

It was a place and run sort of operation since the shop owner didn't much fancy my HILARIOUS ~art~. Heathen.

Cheers, mate. For all party duties please refer to the Wife Department.

[frets_and_ink]

I reckon if yer reaction ta yer womans motherin is anythin to go by yer probably not gunna be stoppin at two, ehehe.

[batta_le_manine]

Guessing we won't be having the numbers since our old fashioned try didn't cut it, hmm?

[frets_and_ink]

Mate, stranger things have happened. When we were breedin animals at the zoo we found that babies in the same enclosure encouraged a lot of breedin that wasnt happenin any other way. Bodies are pretty amazin things. Anyway, even if it doesnt happen, have fun practisin.

[batta_le_manine]

Trust when I say that last part is well taken care of.