Comments | bicche: Jolly old England isn't all that jolly

bicche

Jolly old England isn't all that jolly

Jul 01, 2008 10:40

Welcome back to England, Mandy. Your mother is dead and the friend who said you can stay with her until the funeral so you won't have to go back to live with your hag of sister has decided to run off to Samoa with her boyfriend. And it's raining.

I need a drink. Who's here, anyway?

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im_not_penny July 1 2008, 17:50:02 UTC

Samoa? Random.

I'm here. Hello Mandy.

bicche July 1 2008, 17:54:08 UTC

Penelope, right? Deerwater?

im_not_penny July 1 2008, 17:55:03 UTC

Clearwater, actually. That had better not be a deliberate slip, I swear to God...

How long have you been here then?

bicche July 1 2008, 17:59:30 UTC

Oh, I remembered that. Well, actually I didn't, but I'm sure I would've if I'd tried.

I don't how long I've been here. What time is it?

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cho_white July 1 2008, 17:51:12 UTC

The rain isn't so bad.

bicche July 1 2008, 17:54:35 UTC

It's wet. And cold.

cho_white July 1 2008, 18:18:04 UTC

That's what boyfriends are for.

bicche July 1 2008, 18:36:46 UTC

Boyfriends are far more trouble than they're worth. Who's your latest? And for the love of all that's magical, don't tell me it's Saint Potter again.

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whyanthony July 1 2008, 18:07:39 UTC

Hi, Mandy.

bicche July 1 2008, 18:11:26 UTC

Anthony. What time is it?

whyanthony July 1 2008, 19:24:00 UTC

3:23 in the afternoon, Mandy.

bicche July 1 2008, 20:26:47 UTC

Wait, I thought it was the evening. Didn't Penelope say it was the evening?

Oh, bugger it. I'm going back to bed. I hate England.

eddie_unedited July 1 2008, 18:41:57 UTC

I think Demelza has a man coming her way that she's unappreciative of. He could probably use someone desperate right about now.

bicche July 1 2008, 18:43:24 UTC

Shut up, Eddie, you insensitive toad.

eddie_unedited July 1 2008, 18:45:30 UTC

Compliment me all you want, you still won't get me into bed Mandela.

bicche July 1 2008, 19:22:04 UTC

You flatter yourself, Edwin.

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meginwonderland July 1 2008, 18:56:18 UTC

Oh my goodness!! That's so sad about your mother! I'm so sorry!!

bicche July 1 2008, 19:22:55 UTC

Thank you. It's really horrible, and I'm very distraught, and no one's making it easier on me.

meginwonderland July 1 2008, 19:27:53 UTC

I don't now why people have to be so mean! I don't have much, but I do have some good orange blossom tea that I was able to bargain for at the market a few days ago if you'd like to come over for some? I'm sure Ellie and Wayne wouldn't mind.

bicche July 1 2008, 22:08:06 UTC

I'll come over if you have whiskey.

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