The one where Elly doesn't understand that Liz is angry about being manipulated.

Synopsis: Elly's informed rightness is the official story again.

Summary: She only gets away with being an ignoramus because we only had thirty seconds.

The one where Liz is poor at hiding her anger.

The one where Liz forgets that Elly sees her as free labor.

The one where Liz throws a tantrum because someone treated her the way she treats others.

Synopsis: Dawn uses translatable wordplay when forced to listen to Liz lose her shit because she allowed Candace to gert the better of her.

Summary: It doesn't take a genius to pair Liz's dishonesty with the "inexplcable" jealousy of Therese.

The one with the stupid why Liz was a bitch to Candace for years on end: she told Liz the truth and imposed consequences.

Synopsis: When Liz confronts Candace, she still doesn't see the obvious thing: Candace wanted to see how low-down and gutless Liz was before moving in on Anthony.

Summary: It takes five or six years and Candace mutating into a ( Read more... )

The one where we're reminded of why Gord and the others invite Liz to social events Therese attends.

Synopsis: Liz is too angry at Candace for making moves on Anthony to consider that her sending a proxy to do her dirty work might be a problem.

Summary: Eventually, Fantasy Liz will point him towards Lizardbreath again. For now, can you feel the ( Read more... )

The one where Dawn doesn't get what Candace's motive is.

Synopsis: Liz's dawning realization that she got talked into something stupid is short-lived when Dawn tells her to go back to sleep.

Summary: Dawn is a Viking at saying stupid things that make Liz behave stupidly.

The one where Candace sets herself up for years of being treated like crap for a stupid reason.

Synopsis: [Marlin Perkins]We see the juvenile female of the North American Blithering Idiot get talked into making an unforced error by the Frizz-topped Frienemy.[/Marlin Perkins]

Summary: Since Lizardbreath is a Patterson, it's impossible to ask her the ( Read more... )

The one where Liz is more interested in having a problem than finding a solution.

The one where it's Edgar's fault that April is insanely literal-minded.