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Jason Gets a License to Kill
Yesterday was a great day for freedom-loving, law-abiding citizens everywhere, and a dire one for criminals or people who just generally piss me off. Yesterday, the Missus and I both got our concealed weapon permits for Pennsylvania. Finally I have the government’s sanction to stroll around public with a loaded weapon tucked under my shirt ( Read more... ) -
My Wife is Crazy
...and that was the day I realized that my wife was insane ( Read more... ) -
Paris Hilton in the News...Again
I hear people complaining about the disproportionate amount of press that celebrities get in the press. Sure these people would be completely inane and beneath our notice if they weren’t famous, but is it wrong to take a perverse pleasure in seeing Britney spears hit bottom and shave her head? Probably, but it’s nothing new. People have been ( Read more... ) -
I heard back from the publisher about my novel!
Rejected again! Oh, the suffering! It's not the rejection that bothers me so much as the possibility that I'm completely wasting my time. Instead of writing almost every night, I could be euthanizing my brain cells with television. It would be a lot less work, that's for sure, and in the end, I'd be too far gone to care about what a crushing ( Read more... ) -
Jason on Voting
Oh boy! There’s another election tomorrow! Yes, I know it’s only a mid-term election, but in a recent poll I saw that 77% of eligible voters said they would vote. 77%! That’s got to be some kind of record for an off-year election. Somehow, I doubt that all 77% will manage to drag their bloated carcasses off the couch to the voting location, but I ( Read more... ) -
Jason Reminisces
The Earth has whipped around the Sun thirty-three times since I clawed my way from a place that is far too horrifying for me to put into words. In that time, things have changed quite a bit. I’ve finally reached the point in my life where I can look down my nose at younger people and say, “In MY day, things were different!” I’ve longed to be able ( Read more... ) -
Jason Gets a New Job
What better way to begin my brand new LiveJournal than with the biggest announcement of my recent life? At last, after six years of endless drudgery, unrelenting sorrow, and grossly inadequate pay, I FINALLY got a new job ( Read more... )