Magicakes 2.3
Foul language, adult concepts. I don't recall any nudity but THERE MIGHT BE JSYK.
A continuation of the Magicakes Pixel Trade Round Robin captained by engram_au, with the first round ably played by the inimitable bondchick_nett! Previous installments as follows:
Gen 1 Part 1 | Gen 1 Part 2 | Gen 1 Part 3 | Gen 1 Part 4 | Gen 1 Part 5 | Gen 1 Part 6
Gen 1 Part 7 | Gen 1 Part 8
Gen 2 Part 1 | Gen 2 Part 2
Um, Bunyip darling? Are you sure throwing Dropa (prettypalisades) up that high is safe?
That's more like it. Now just don't drop him on his head, kk?
Hi Fermium (xie_belle/xie_belle)! I'm really sorry about killing you but y'know... the challenge and all...
Oh great, now Dropa is going to be scarred for life.
Hello there, Shaman!Nanny. Please don't cast any spells on the kids, their lives are fucked up enough already, what with the sleeping in the dog house and eating dog food, and potential head trauma from Bunyip's throwing them into things or dropping them.
Can't imagine why you're pissed, Fermy darling. It's not like Bunyip made you fall in love with her and then mercilessly let you die... oh wait.
Whatsamatta Bunyip? Kid asleep in the dog house, LotP eating DROiD's food... looks pretty normal to me.
Life imitates art. Please do try not to go up in flames like the Martha Stewart reject on the TV. I kind of have need of your uterus.
FIRE MAKES THINGS HOT??? WHO KNEW?
I do not think I have ever seen a toddler with heatstroke before o.O
Hiya Jensen (bondchick_nett), when did you get here?
Um... you two just keep doing your thing. I don't wanna watch. I'll be checking on your kids.
Keenan: "NEED LEMONADE! IT IS SO HOT OUT HERE! I SHOULD REALLY GO INSIDE WITH THE AC BUT I WOULD RATHER BITCH OUTSIDE AND GET HOTTER AND HOTTER AND HOTTER AND MAKE THE SOCIAL WORKER TAKE US ALLLL AWAY."
Orly.
Don't play coy, you've wanted in his pants since you saw him.
Not so coy now, are you Bunyip? Whatever you grabbed, he liked it.
That is the most self-satisfied couple I have ever seen.
I GET IT! BUT THE LITTLE BASTARDS WON'T STAY INSIDE!
Ooooh the first time since I got that hack that a pet has slept with a kid. It's mind-burningly cute!
Yes, I do expect that you would have nightmares about one of the men your mother MURDERED.
Just an average day at the Magicakes.
Keenan: "Screw this... I GOTTA DANCE!"
Keenan: *smustles*
Keenan: *uses smustling as an excuse to check out the maid's bum*
Poor DROiD, he does not appreciate music. Or perhaps he's singing along. Let's go with that, it's cuter.
WHOA. How did you grow up WELL? Good for you Dropa!
Uh, Bunyip? We're not on the killing people challenge anymore. Please do not bury an axe in Jensen's skull.
And then the crashing started. And didn't stop. No matter what I did I could not fix it. I TRIED FOR A WEEK AT LEAST. ASJKRFDF. So I finally decided to move them out of that shoebox lot, build a new one, and pull my entire Buy Mode folder since my game worked without it.
New house and it's time to move in Jensen! Bunyip, have you been hitting the paint thinner? We don't have any drugs or alcohol on the lot but maybe when you were painting the house you got a weeee overdose?
We need that money since I blew all of their money on the new house. It's mostly Maxis but I think it's actually pretty cute. Oh yeah, and it's time for a new challenge!
The Co-Parenting Challenge. Break up with/divorce your current partner. You may choose whether to go for the quick (adultery) or slow (alienation) way out. Your ex-partner has to move out of the house. If there are children, roll die for each child to decide who gets custody. Odd = stays with you, even = moves out with ex. If there are no married/joined sims in your household, you’re lucky. For now.
HA! They're not even engaged yet! I'm safe this week!
Thank you Dropa for being adorable and showing off the nursery at the same time.
Pumpkin Toast also made a beeline for the toys.
These two made a beeline for the bed. GOOD. NEED BABIES. Bunyip has 8 days left of adulthood (although she's going to be hitting the green juice asap).
You are just now falling in love? You sluts.
Hi Welcome Wagon! It's Eugenia (snapun), Pear Pie (tinykatsims), and Abegail (me!). Apparently Eugenia and Jensen like each other and this pisses off Pear? IDEK.
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I know a Nac Mac Feegle would DIE rather than wear pink OR do ballet, but YOU autonomously did it! So don't give me that.
Pear is being toddlercidal with the axes.
And Bunyip ignores everyone to make pottery.
Bad pottery.
Pumpkin Toast grows up badly with no one watching AND IT'S JUST WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU SNOT. Read javabean_dreams' generation of the Behr legacy if you don't understand my hatred of Pumpkin Toast. Trust me, she deserves MISERY.
Yeah, go cry to someone who cares.
*backs up a couple steps*
Oh hey, when did you get knocked up?
OMG *dies of cute* She's gonna be such a good mommy. To her biological kids anyway.
She's even washing DROiD. What happened to my little failure?
DROiD actually gets a lot of attention now, it's awesome. He totes deserves it.
Look at all the hope on his wittle face. She did say yes, btw.
And was so excited she popped again!
WHAT?! You got pregnant, which has been locked in your want panel for AGES and the man of your dreams proposed which was ALSO in your want panel. HOW IS THIS A BAD WEEK?
I see.
Bunyip: "When the fuck did we get this pot holder thingy?"
Bunyip: "OH SHIT I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD!"
Of course.
Goddamn pot holder getting in everyone's way.
Bunyip: "I dropped the little green one over there, my stomach is all grumpy, I think I ate some bad..."
Bunyip: "BABY!"
The greener of the two is Murloc. I'm going with World of Warcraft creatures for my naming theme :3
On murlocs:
Murloc origins are shrouded in mystery. This is due not only to the fact that these creatures appeared on Azeroth's shores fairly recently (as far as world history goes, anyway) but also because murlocs shun mortals and rarely, if ever, speak anything but their own garbled language.
What's been known up until now about the fish-men is the following: they are not the most intelligent creatures. They congregate on shorelines in tribes and villages. They have been known, in certain instances to worship enigmatic sea-deities (sometimes including naga). And they seem to care little for the mortal races.
However, recent accounts by select individuals who managed to gather information - either by spying, torturing or surreptitiously gaining the murlocs' trust, have brought some interesting details to light.
First, murlocs may not be as dumb as everyone thinks they are. Several clues point to the fact that their steady infiltration of the world's land masses may be a coordinated effort. Whether or not this enterprise has been undertaken strictly of their own accord is not yet known.
Also, the murloc race may be far older than most believe. Several accounts and clues seem to substantiate this. In fact, it is now believed that murlocs (or, more appropriately, their ancestors) may even pre-date trolls. Of course these ancient murlocs lived in the oceans' depths and therefore were never known to the world's early land-dwelling races.
In the last few years, the vile naga have begun reemerging from their watery abodes, causing historians to speculate that their migration may have triggered the murlocs' slow encroachment onto land. Some also guessed that the murlocs might be working in concert with the sinister amphibians.
But perhaps the most startling revelation to come from recent intelligence-gathering efforts was this: the naga may not be the only nightmarish horrors lurking in the seemingly bottomless oceans of the world.
Several indicators from the murlocs themselves point to the possibility that the fish-men are but worshippers or underlings of perhaps several deep-sea monstrosities that currently lie sleeping, or at least waiting, in the murky fathoms - and even more disturbing, that the murlocs' emergence is an indication of their incipient awakening.
If that is the case, the mysterious and somewhat underestimated murlocs may be the world's first glimpse at something far more terrifying.
On worgens:
Worgen are large, lupine humanoids reminiscent of a werewolf that walks upright, but lopes on all fours to run. Worgen are not native to Azeroth, and have only recently appeared in remote areas, where they menace travelers and small settlements. Some believe they are arrivals from another world in the Twisting Nether, while others think they might have been created through magical experimentation, or brought here as servants of some evil entity. Whatever the case, they are most unwelcome. These creatures are thoroughly evil, delighting in torturing and devouring intelligent creatures. They enjoy hearing the screams of their victims as they tear them apart piece by piece. Worgen never show mercy or remorse. They may seem savage, but they are fairly intelligent and possess a cruel bestial cunning that can come as a surprise to the unprepared. Worgen society is patriarchal, with the eldest male leading the pack. Worgen never challenge leadership; the patriarch leads until he is physically incapable of doing so any longer, at which point his younger kin devour him. The worgen see this not as cruelty, but a great honor - they consume the bodies of their fallen as well as their victims. They believe the flesh and blood of their own kind improves their strength and cunning.
Worgen look like humanoid wolves. They dwell in simple huts and usually wear cured leather scraps as rudimentary armor. Worgen do not use weapons, preferring to tear foes apart with their claws. They stand 6 feet tall, except when loping along on all fours, and weigh around 250 pounds. They speak their own language, made up of a variety of growls, barks, and howls.
These sources, however, have been proven incorrect. The worgen in fact derive from an ancient druidic sect known as the Druids of the Scythe who worshiped the wolf Ancient Goldrinn. The chosen shapeshift form of these druids was the worgen form, but these druids lost themselves to the form's savage nature and descended into feral behaviour.
Most worgen keep their wolf-like forms at all times, but experiments by the mage Arugal have resulted in human/worgen "hybrids" who only appear as worgen under the light of the moon. They carry with them a dark, corrupting malaise that grows wherever they infest, making the surrounding area dark and gloomy.
Clearly Murloc is superior. But everyone knows that murlocs > all.
Featuring Sims/Pets by:
xie_belle/xie_belle
bondchick_nett
tinykatsims
snapun
sixamsims
prettypalisades
javabean_dreams