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Public Audio to Roy Slater
Roy, inmate mine. Did you die? I don't want to have to scrape up dead old man. You know, when ya leave a corpse on the floor for more than a few hours, they get all stiff. Sometimes they even get an erection. I've seen it happen ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
[After reading about everything that he missed...]
You're kidding me. I get to be a god and I knock myself out for...what's today? Sunday? Two fucking days?
FUCK.
Fucking figures.
[He pauses, then adds in a calmer, though still upset and dismissive, tone:]
Sorry about the human sacrifices and death and shit. Get well soon. -
Video
[Randal leans away from the camera and holds up a manila file folder. A few papers are hanging out of it haphazardly, and there are a few stains on the folder itself that suggest he's been using it as both a place-mat and coaster.
He's grinning like a loon.]
I got an inmate!
[He opens the folder and a paper falls from it to the floor. He glances ( Read more... ) -
Letter to Santa!
[Before Randal starts his Christmas list, have a shot of him in his sweater. The Admiral knows his audience. Randal looks absolutely thrilled ( Read more... ) -
Video
[The video flicks on to show Randal in the dining hall. His neck has a line of bruising around it from Severen's belt, as well as a bandage that is large enough to hide the wound on his jugular. He's got a clear glass filled with a dark red liquid. For added irony, he's rocking the Count Chocula shirt today.]Guess what happened to me this weekend ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
[Randal is hanging out in one of the common rooms. The video gets a shot of the television set before turning on to its owner.]
( Cut for foul language. ) -
Video
[Here's a nice view of Randal's crappy room. It's messier than it was before, if that's possible. He hasn't been doing his laundry - sorry, Joker - and so dirty clothes are piling up. This isn't commentary on his hygiene; he'll do it when he runs out of clean clothes. You all can sympathize ( Read more... ) -
Is it Safe? [Open Spam - Just for fun!]
[Randal's camera turns on, focusing in on the door of the library. Randal turns the camera on himself and holds a finger to his lips in a shushing motion. He then sets the camera discreetly on the counter, underneath a couple of magazines. The view is now of the door again - and thus anyone who comes in ( Read more... )
