Opened up the Prophet to the sports section and discovered this. This--I'm not even sure what it is. It's like a monkey tore pages of a dictionary out, ingested them, and puked the words onto the newspaper page. It's barely coherent.

Dueling? Really? Wizards still do that? Wave their wands at each other and try to see which one's bigger attempt to ( Read more... )

Quoted in the Prophet. Figured this job would get me places sooner or later. Next stop, the WWN and my own radio interview show. Anyone wanting to get that article signed can pop by Quality Quidditch Supplies. I've got the day shift, and they've got me running about ragged on weekends, so figure on me being at the shop no matter when or where ( Read more... )

cheat - v. 1 to act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage. 2 to deprive of something by deceitful or unfair means. (see - Holyhead Harpies ( Read more... )