Your exam will be a simulation of a situation in which you have to decide the proper actions to take for yourself ( Read more... )

Private
I have finished the case. It took somewhat longer than I had planned, but that was to be expected considering the culprit.

An owl regarding his sentencing will apparently be sent to me. I honestly don't care about him. The case is solved. That's all that matters.
/PrivateAll of those who turned in the assignment did well, so instead of ( Read more... )

[L is absolutely monotone, even while singing]

Class, there is a 98% chance that your papers will be returned in exactly a week.

I will be absent from the classroom for half of each class period tomorrow. You may talk, just don't cause trouble.

And do not touch the fish. It is--

--my honeybunch, sugarplum ( Read more... )

Light Yagami, Teru Mikami and Misa Amane.

I would like the three of you to come to my office together immediately after the break is over.

There are things I wish to discuss with you.

Mello and Near. Mr. Mihael Keehl and Mr. Nate River Near Burian ( Read more... )

...

Why am I alive?

Light Yagami, if you are out there, I'd like to have a word with you.

[[ooc: mom's letting me have the comp late for school-related stuff, yay! XD oh yes, L is from after he dies, so Light, HE KNOWS YOUR SECRETS.]]

Private, possibly hackable to Staff
There's a case in Los Angeles that requires my attention right now.

I have to contact Watari by owl soon regarding the current situation over there. I'm sure it's gone beyond what it was before.

This sets back what I had planned for the class. Oh well.
/PrivateStudents. I'm giving you an essay assignment that ( Read more... )

Students, I will be assigning you all book numbers and partners for the year.

Whenever I assign you a book to read, you will be checking out the corresponding number, no exceptions.

Mr. Mikami and Mr. Coffee, you are exempt from this number assignment as I am allowing you to pick your own numbers. You are, after all, my only 7th years.

( Gryffindor )

For the last time, I do not have "crazy toes."

They are normal human toes.

Would someone kindly show these delusional idiots the exit? I'm quite tired of them being here.

Although, I find it interesting that they insist that Professor Yagami and I know each other. It's quite odd. I don't believe I've even spoken to him.

The grades for the last assignment were far from impressive. However, the content--off topic or actually on topic--was refreshing to read. Most of you appear to have strong senses of justice.

I do not accept late work or make-up work, so what you receive is what you are stuck with.

( Grades )

[the writing looks as if it were typed, L didn't feel like writing this journal himself (he wanted to feed his fish) so he cast a spell on his quill to do it for himOur first unit will be on the criminal mind ( Read more... )