So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

[Warden Filter]

I think the Admiral is handing out files on Wardens to their Inmates.

If that matters to any of you.

[Private to Shego]

I'm going to attempt bleaching my brain. If you want to join.

[Private to Merlin]

Why did you think I was Arthur?

[Private to T'Pol and Trip]

That wedding still counts.

Greetings citizens!

My traveling companions and I are new to your fair city, and we are in need of a place to stay. We have coin to pay, I promise.

We need two rooms, and then perhaps a pile of rags for one of my friends. He's a chipmunk. But! I assure you that he is very well behaved. You will probably never know he's there.

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If you take out all of the trips home, mostly from me but you also went home too so the kettle is calling the pot black in that instance, this is our two year anniversary of being Warden and Inmate, Shego.

We should celebrate. Or get horridly drunk so we forget that it's been twenty four months and you're still here. Or something.

There is no fucking way.

Fuck this again.

And fuck all of you.

I'm not him. I will never be him.

[Private to Shego]

You--[please don't be affected, please don't be Miss Go and know the bad Kirk :C] Where are you?

I've learned something about myself this flood.

I'm pretty open to being cougared.

[Read: Kirk's horny and is slightly more subtle than Rhade about it.]

I'm back.

The Barge is still standing, it seems like. That's... nice.

So. How's everyone been? Still in one piece? Shego? Anyone new? Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk. I was here... a while ago.

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[Filtered to all of his friends. If you think you're on it, you are. Kirk has low standards of friendship. Also, assume that you can't read each other's response. /fancy filter magic, yess]I'm going back to Enterprise. Tonight... sometime ( Read more... )

Guess I have a career to fall back on if being a starship captain goes south.

[He is maybe inappropriately happy. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SHEGO FOR ONCE, SCORE]

[Filtered to everyone he kidnapped or tried to or was a slave for him or was zapped by him]

Sorry about that.

[Private to Shego]I feel like we should celebrate this momentous ( Read more... )