I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know ( Read more... )

[This is an accidental post. It only exists because Cooper pushed Kirk on top of his PADD, so for the first ten seconds, there's nothing to see but black but there is the clear sound of two men fighting somewhere in that darkness. There's the sound of punching! And grunts! And cursing! And Aristotle barking in the background ( Read more... )

Okay Barge, let's play a game.

It's called Help Keep Jim Kirk Awake or Else He Might End Up in Your Bed. And not in any fun or exciting way either.

Seriously, I'll take anything.

[Private to Kay]

Your Inmate pulled a gun on me. Just thought you should know.

I'm not apologizing for anything, because it wasn't me and none of it will ever be me ( Read more... )

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

I suppose introductions are the thing to do right now.

I am Commander Winona Kirk, obviously here for my son, Captain James Kirk.

Would anyone care to explain to me what he's doing here in the first place? And where he is now? And why me?[Dramas over. Now it's time to lay the mom smackdown on Kirk because this is all his fault :|] If you can ( Read more... )

[Kirk and Shego have the strangest conversations. And since he left in the middle of one, that is exactly where he's coming back, which is now gloriously broadcast to all.]

--ring dream that the Enterprise is being eaten by an octopus in space and for whatever reason, Tim is there and all he can say is 'that is so cool' like it's the realization ( Read more... )

[Here Barge, look at the mess that Trip and B'Elanna made of Kirk's room. It's a smattering of wires and doo-dads and other wiring junk that you know, keeps his room functional ( Read more... )

[Kirk's a pretty smart kid. He's figured out by the posts that he isn't in Iowa and while this looks like a spaceship, there's a solid chance his mom isn't on it. Cause she never is :c So forget asking for her ( Read more... )

[Privates to Dick and Tim, but separate. You can't read each other's responses]

So I hear you were adopted by Batman.

[Private to Bruce Wayne]

Hello. I'm Captain James Kirk, I'm Shego's Warden. Just thought I'd introduce myself since she's dating your adopted child.

[Private to Trip]I probably should've said this earlier but.. okay I don't ( Read more... )