Robots TALK LIKE THIS!
(And when you read that, you automatically "hear" a metallic, monotone voice with excessive, overly-regular pauses between words.)
Example
You: Hello, Mr. Robot.
Robot: GREETINGS HUMAN, HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU
You: Make me a sammitsh, Robot.
Robot: AFFIRMATIVE [whirling blades activatedYou: Arrrgh! No! What are you
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