Today someone gave me a pamphet explaining how sex is good for your health.

Should I be doing that for health's sake? No one ever told me it was good for you! Chastity only told me it's sign of low morals and I should wait until I'm married.

So how do I go about doing this? Is there proper etiquette or do I just walk up to someone and ask?

I hope he realizes that's going to chafe for weeks.

Serves him right for cheating on me. Scumbag.

Thor? Sweetie?

You know how I haven't been feeling good? I went to the doctor.

And I'll feel better in nine months. Daddy. ... can we name it Jennifer if it's a girl?

Satan?

... did you finally really kill everyone? And if so, why didn't you let me help?

I looked up and down
And all around
People stopped to stare
I asked everyone about it
But no one really seemed to careI am told that I can be "silly." I don't think this is a fair assessment, but there you are ( Read more... )

Ok, so the weather here is not so fabulous. Who said it's allowed to be this cold in Florida, I'd like to know?

I'm gonna' steal your girlfriend,
I'm gonna' steal your girlfriend,
I'm gonna' steal your GIRL. FRIEND.

Political philosophical quandry:

If Jesus ran for president and won, would we be living under a theocracy?

This place is dead. Stop it.

Don't know how many are aware of this, but...

Mr. Wright, the Maths teacher, keeps a bottle of Jägermeister in his desk. I found this through searching the aforementioned desk yesterday night. I am thoroughly amused. Isn't this against the rules of teacher's conduct or something?

who - Rhi/Coyote
what - smut. blame Lust.
when - 01-17-06; I suck at posting on time. XD
rating - R/NC-17ish

( Told you I'd surprise you )