Index: Miscellanea (H-Z)
Hornblower
Hornblower, Horatio/Archie, dreams
Hornblower, Horatio/Archie, Sunshine and Laughter
How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, handcuffs
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, our secret life
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, frustration
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, magic trick gone hilariously wrong
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/anyone, "Want to see my magic wand?"
How I Met Your Mother, Robin/Lily, "Is this a bad time?"
How I Met Your Mother, Marshall/Lily/sub!Barney, why Barney cooks in the nude.
HIMYM, Barney/Lily/Marshall, behind closed doors
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, either of them has a violent sex dream about the other that he finds both erotic and disturbing (preferably bottom!Barney)
How I Met Your Mother, Marshall/Lily/Barney, Barney Stinson: Human sushi platter
How I Met Your Mother, Ted/author's choice, lucky clover
HIMYM, Barney/Lily/Marshall, secret arrangement
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, she never thought she'd catch him listening to _______________
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Barney, Sex in Public
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, "This is for your own good."
HIMYM, evil!twin Robin/Barney, "What's the matter, Barney? It's just me..."
HIMYM, Barney/Lily/Marshall, misplaced trust
HIMYM, Barney/anyone, repressed memory
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Sub!Barney, When Ted found out about
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, submission
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, Canadian food
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, her slave
How I Met Your Mother/Friends, Barney/Chandler, pre-Ted & pre-Joey
How I Met Your Mother - Barney/Ted - Barney/Ted's first real meeting at a gar bar, the meeting at the urinal was a cover up... must include Barney licking the side of Ted's face
How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Greg, what really happened to Barney's long hair and goatee, forced haircut.
How I Met Your Mother, Granola!Barney/Barney, Barney dreams about his past self and discovers how ticked off Granola! Barney is by Awesome! Barney. Angry self-sex ensues.
How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Marshall, Watching the Granola!Barney copy tape she made and thinking not very pure thoughts.
How I Met Your Mother, Marshall/Barney, How Marshall got Barney in a nightshirt and out of those suitjamas for their TV watching party.
How I Met Your Mother, Everyone's reactions to House's bearding down and Suiting up. Must include joygasmic Barney and slap number 4.
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Barney, ecstasy, Marshall and Lily bump into Barney at a nightclub who is tripping balls and reveals that he's into S&M (a secret kink of his). They take him back to his apartment to save him from himself and have to deal with his groping, humping, and stripping in Marshall's car as well as in public.
HIMYM, Robin/Barney, slut (preferably in reference to Barney :P)
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, cruel
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, gun
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, secret
HIMYM, Barney/anyone-and-everyone, common property
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, traumatized
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, when they first discovered his submissive tendencies
HIMYM, Barney/OC, what it feels like to be used
HIMYM, Barney/Rhonda w/ implied Greg/Barney, H/C What really happened wasn't sex at all, he was in her bed, but for entirely different reasons.
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, on his knees
HIMYM, Marshall/Barney, Comfort sex after the debroing by Ted
HIMYM, Barney/OMC and Barney/Marshall/Lily, in a dangerously vulnerable position because of drinking too much
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, taking advantage
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, edible underwear
HIMYM, Barney/multiple, ice cream sundae party (with Barney as the human sundae)
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, making him forget
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, kiss
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Sub!Barney, During the episode "Columns": "You know what... screw the painting, Barney, we're just going to screw you instead."
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, you really thought I'd leave you to rot just cos I got my feelings hurt?
HIMYM, Barney/his boss and Barney/Marshall/Lily, sleeping his way to the top
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, hiding under the desk (but with a role reversal twist)
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, 10 minutes til lunch in the break room "this place will be filled with people any minute!" "I don't care... you wanna play games, you're gonna finish what you started"
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, sequel to previous prompt (http://community.livejournal.com/comment_fic/44753.html?thread=10057681#t10057681) in which Barney is punished for his insolence :P
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, restraint
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, Enormous fuzzy blanket
HIMYM, sub!Barney/anyone, heat (as in heat from an actual flame, etc)
HIMYM, Lily/Barney, for your own damn good
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, Dollhouse
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, rape fantasy
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, He's worse than Ted
HIMYM, Ted & Barney, let's do something crazy
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Barney, Bubblebaths
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Sub!Barney, Catching Barney cooking in the nude. "So that's what's under the suit... you really are a natural blond."
HIMYM, Marshall/Sub!Barney, Fingering, The first time Marshall caught him masturbating at work.
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, telling her (rejection angst, please :P hehe)
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, "if you EVER cheat on me..."
HIMYM, Dark!Shannon/Granola!Barney, The things you do for love when you're twenty-three and lonely
HIMYM, Lily/Sub!Barney, During "World's Greatest Couple"... Pegging... "Tonight, you're the wife."
HIMYM, Lily/Barney, "They're not dresses... they're evening gowns!" Lily discovers Barney's crossdressing ways and offers to help him out.
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, scared
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, what he wants (Robin's POV)
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, jealous (Ted's POV)
HIMYM, Barney/author's choice, awesome tie
HIMYM, Lily/Barney, Lily thinks Barney might have an eating disorder.
HIMYM, Barney/??, the gang finds out Barney's involved in an abusive relationship
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, insecurity
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, lost the key to the cuffs
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, dominance
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, rescue
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, Cyrano de Bergerac
HIMYM, Barney/Lily, learning to please her
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall, "Do I need to teach you who's the boss around here?"
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, learning to let go
HIMYM, Barney/Marshall/Lily, Barney's job places him in a dangerous position
HIMYM, Barney/dark!Shannon/whoever, Barney goes to Shannon's house to beg for her back, and she tricks him into a position to be used as a whore for multiple friends of hers who are there waiting
HIMYM, Barney/Robin, roleplay: male hooker and dominant female customer
HIMYM, Marshall/Lily/Barney, Male slut.
HIMYM, Barney/author's choice, Barney gets pregnant
Hustle
Hustle, Mickey/Danny, twinkle
Jeeves & Wooster
Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves/Bertie, corset
Jeeves and Wooster, (dark)Jeeves/Bertie, scars
Jeeves and Wooster, Bertie and Jeeves, even as a little boy, Jeeves looked out for Bertie
Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves/Bertie, Prime Minister
Knight Rider
Knight Rider, KITT/Michael Knight, control
Knight Rider, KITT/Michael, "do exactly as I tell you, Michael"
Mad Men
Mad Men, Joan/Peggy, author's choice
Merry Gentry
Merry Gentry, Doyle/Frost, Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
Merry Gentry, Galen/Rhys, protection
Merry Gentry, Barinthus/the sea, shades of blue
Merry Gentry, Doyle/Frost, shiver
Merry Gentry, Doyle/Frost, black Opal
Merry Gentry, Frost/Doyle, glad to be alive
The Nightmare Before Christmas
the nightmare before Christmas, jack/sally, moonlight
Ocean's Eleven
Oceans 11, Danny/Rusty, we will never speak of this again...or the time before, or the time before that
Ocean's Eleven, Danny/Rusty, poker
Ocean's 11/12/13, Danny/Rusty, shirts
Ocean's Eleven, Danny/Rusty, "I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills. " (Withnail & I)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Will, wager
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Will, lost
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Will, tied
POTC, Jack/Will, outsides
PotC, Jack/Will, immortality
POTC, Jack/Will, trinklets
Pirates, Jack/Will, Singapore
POTC, Jack Sparrow/Author choice, saling the seas 2009
Potc, Jack/Will, Morals
POTC, Jack Sparrow/Bootstrap Bill, history
POTC, Will/Elizabeth, first time
Pirates of the Caribbean, evil!Norrington/Jack Sparrow, bargaining
Pirates of the Caribbean; James Norrington/Jack Sparrow, Torchwood
Pirates of the Caribbean, Elizabeth, single motherhood
Pirates of the Caribbean, author's choice, "I've got a bad feeling about this." (Star Wars)
Pirates of the Caribbean, author's choice, "You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky. Without you I dwell in darkness." (Willow)
Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/anyone, "If I said I was madly in love with you you'd know I was lying." (Gone With the Wind)
POTC, Will/Elizabeth, One year down
POTC, Sparrow/Norrington, possessive
Prison Break
Prison Break, Michael/Alexander Mahone, It's just a drive
Prison Break, Lincoln/LJ, Daddy's good boy
Queer as Folk (US)
Oueer as Folk (US), Brian/Michael, fear
Queer As Folk, Brian/Justin, mirrors
QAF, Brian/Justin, phone sex
Queer As Folk, Brian/Justin, reluctant
Queer As Folk, Brian/Michael, Drunk dialing
Queer As Folk, Brian/Justin, anger, regret & redemption
Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, keeping warm in Pittsburgh winters
Queer as Folk, Brian/Michael, unrequited
QaF, Brian/Michael, reminders of the past
Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, affection
QAF, Brian/Justin, reunion for one night
QaF, Brian/Michael, secret submission
QaF, Brian/Justin, role reversal
QaF, Brian/Justin, punishment
QaF, Brian/Michael, cheating
QaF, Brian/Justin, bad memories
Queer As Folk, Brian/Justin, flexible
QAF:US, Brian/Michael, drunken fumbling
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Repo! The Genetic Opera, RepoMan/Graverobber, "I never knew I'd love you so much"
Repo!, Amber Sweet/author's choice, Zydrate Anatomy
Repo! The Genetic Opera, Nathan/Graverobber, red on white
Repo the Genetic Opera, Graverobber/Shilo, safety
Repo! The Genetic Opera, Luigi/Pavi, competition
Repo! the Genetic Opera, RepoMan/Graverobber, just one touch
Repo, Shilo, After the opera
Repo, Shilo/Graverobber, her first time
Repo, Shilo/Amber Sweet, surgery
Repo, Shilo, a child shall lead them
Repo! the Genetic Opera, Nathan/Graverobber, my own destruction
Repo! The Genetic Opera, Amber Sweet/Graverobber, worship me
Sahara
Sahara, Dirk/Al, a box found under the bed
Sahara, Dirk Pitts/Al Giordino, sleeping in
Sahara (the movie), Dirk/Al, bar (normal or gay .. you choose)
Sahara (the movie), Dirk/Al, sacred ground
Sahara, Dirk/Al, what is Al to suspect since Dirk has a girl every week?
Sahara, Dirk/Al, counting scars on Al brings back a memory to Dirk
Saraha, Al/Dirk, beware of the high school locker
Sahara (the movie), Dirk/Al, Al rarely dates anyone becuase he has a lover in mind.
Scrubs
Scrubs, JD/Cox, too old to care
Scrubs, JD/Cox, dominance
Scrubs, JD/Cox, say cheese
Scrubs, JD/Cox, gag gift
Scrubs, JD/Cox, unguarded moment: PURGED
Scrubs, JD/author's choice, JD is found hiding in a closet to avoid work
Scrubs, JD/Cox, watching House: "Hey, that guy seems somehow... familiar..."
Scrubs, Cox/JD, curse
Scrubs, JD & Elliot/Janitor, dream sequence gone terribly wrong
Scrubs, Cox/Jordan, who wears the pants?
Scrubs, Jordan Sullivan/female!JD, "I had a girl like you on Nantucket once..."
Sharpe
Sharpe, Sharpe/Harper, common cold
Skins
Skins, Maxxie/Tony, not a pity fuck
Skins, Effy/Michelle, Our hair is perfect while were all getting shit wrecked / It's automatic honey, but we got no money (Lady Gaga - Beautiful Dirty Rich)
Skins, Naomi/Emily, chocolate
Skins, Cassie, Nouvelles sous ecstasy
Skins, Effy/anyone, Atonement
Skins, Effy/Michelle, "They don't think he's going to wake up."
Skins, Effy/Cassie, Not Fade Away (Angel)
Traders
Traders, Grant/author's choice, Grant can connect with computers; shapes; pigeons; squirrels; numbers but he could never connect with people (until he met...)
Traders, author's choice, Jack and Donald put on a magic show to cheer Grant up
Troy
Troy, Hector & Paris. Hector must sacrifice Paris' virginity to the gods. No angst though, please. Porny fun.
Troy, Paris & Hector, wine
Troy, Hector & Paris, eye fucking
Troy/The Iliad, Achilles/Hector, 'last time'
Underworld
Underworld, Lucian/Viktor, chains
Underworld, Viktor/Lucien, (The Wicker Man) "burning effigy"
Underworld, Lucian/Sonja, chains
Underworld, Sonja/Lucian, It's always you
Watchmen
Watchmen, Rorschach/Comedian, No
Watchmen, Adrian/Dan, the end of your world
Watchmen, Dr Manhattan/Dr Manhattan, self pleasure
Watchmen, Adrian/Jon, regrets
Watchmen, Dan/Rorschach, the last sugar cube
Watchmen, Daniel/Rorschach, what Daniel thinks of Dr.Manhattan
Watchmen, Author's choice/Author's choice, rain (or raining/thunderstorm)
Watchmen, Dan/Rorschach, When we were partners
Watchmen, Daniel/Rorschach, Archimedes (Merlin's owl)
Watchmen, Dan/Rorschach, "One, two, three, four o'clock rock"
Watchmen, Comedian/Rorschach, joke
Watchmen, Roschach/Comedian, truth is painful
Watchmen, Comedian/Rorschach, "Mother have mercy"
Watchmen, Jon/Laurie/Jon, he can clone himself for many reasons (writers choice)
Watchmen, Daniel/Rorschach, a better world
Watchmen, Rorschach/Daniel, the real reason why Rorschach eats sugar cubes
Watchmen, Rorschach/Nite Owl, contact
Watchmen, The Comedian, Supernatural (any encounter with the YED)T
Miscellanea
The Emperor's New Groove, Kronk/Kuzco, spinach puffs
Red Dwarf, Lister/Rimmer, that costume from 'Demons and Angels'
The State Within, Nicholas/Mark, service weapon
The Vesuvius Club (by Mark Gatiss), Lucifer/Charlie, danger
The Addams Family, Gomez/Morticia, "cara mia"
The Mummy Returns, Jonathan/Ardeth, 'tattoos'
3:10 to Yuma, Ben Wade/Charlie Prince, worship
Labyrinth, Jareth/Sarah, You could have it all, my empire of dirt ("Hurt", NIN)
The Tribe, Mega/author's choice, doing what Mega does best
Animorphs, Marco/Jake, changing.
Iron Man movieverse, Tony/Jarvis, perverse algorithms.
Rent, Mark/author's choice, "perhaps it's because I'm the one of us to survive"
Stormbreaker, Yassen/Alex, truth
Cats, Mungojerrie/Rumpelteazer, clown
Rent, Mark/author's choice, "perhaps it's because I'm the one of us to survive"
Moulin Rouge, Chocolat/The Argentinian, dance
Indiana Jones 4, Indiana/'Mutt', Cairo
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, Buckaroo/Rawhide, the band
Blade: Trinity, Drake/Hannibal King, blood
Meet The Robinsons, Wilbur/Lewis, “Technically I don’t exist yet, so it’s not really incest”
Power Rangers Jungle Fury, RJ/Casey, chase
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Rosencrantz/Guildenstern, I remember this
Animorphs, Jake/Tobias, rain
The Prestige, Alfred Borden/Fallon, sleight of hand
Generation Kill, Fick/Colbert, such a pretty mouth
The Magnificent Seven, Chris/Vin/Ezra, playful
Fight Club, Angel/Narrator (Jack), destroy
Fight Club, Angel/Narrator (Jack), beauty
Oz, Beecher/Keller, tally marks on the wall
Power Rangers Jungle Fury, RJ/Casey, mating rituals of wolves
300, Dilios/Leonidas, heat
Die Hard 4.0, John/Matt, after the adrenaline rush
Friends, Ross/Rachel, losing you
Hollyoaks, John Paul/Kieron, spooning
Rebel Without a Cause, Jim/Plato, visions of the future
Sleeping Beauty, Malificent/Prince Philip, chained
Survivors Tom/Anya searching for food together
Tru Calling, Jack/Tru, make you sorry
Ugly Betty, Betty/Daniel, unexpected
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Julian, what can I say
Ladyhawke, Navarre/Isabeau, dawn
West Wing, Sam/Josh, My precious
The Big Bang Theory - Dr. Sheldon Copper/Penny - Much ado about nothing
Labyrinth, Jareth/Toby, "Men in masks cannot be trusted"
The Authority, Midnighter/Apollo, Let's be bad guys (Serenity)
Ten Inch Hero, Priestly/author's choice, rainbow mohawk
Flight of the Conchords, Bret/Jemaine, karaoke
Final Fantasy X, Tidus/Yuna, sunrise
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale, feathers
Pride and Prejudice, Darcy/Bingley, practice
High School Musical, Chad/Ryan, college
Dawson's Creek Pacey/Jack gay bar
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale, tea at the Ritz
American Gods, Low Key/Shadow, smoke and mirrors
High School Musical, Chad/Ryan, Magic
The Boat That Rocked, Carl/Mark, "How about it then?"
Rent, author's choice, Santa Fe dream
Die Hard 4, Matt/John, "More slick, Slick."
Rent, Author's choice/Author's choice, Take me out tonight
Alexander(Movie), Alexander/Hephaestion, Achilles and Patroclus
Dawson's Creek Pacey/Jack Locker Room
Eragon, Murtagh/Eragon, Blood
The Mighty Ducks (movies), Jesse/Adam, secret
Will and Grace, Will/Jack, what he needs
Brothers & Sisters, Holly/Nora, little white lie
Brothers & Sisters, Holly/Nora, hickey
As Told By Ginger, Ginger/Courtney, what have you done?
Transformers (movie), Sam/Bumblebee, car wash
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Amy/Ricky, manic monday
Nip/Tuck, Sean/Christian, wet dream
Better Off Ted, Ted/Veronica, 101 Dalmations "I am *nothing* like that woman... that *would* be a beautiful coat, though... hmmm..."
That 70s Show, Kelso/Fez, beautiful boys lookin' for a beautiful time
Kinky Boots, Charlie/'Lola', you still owe me dinner, you know
Harold and Kumar, Kumar/HK!NPH, "Kumar, what the hell are you doing to Doogie?" "Oral exam. He's high, he won't notice."
Hot Fuzz, Danny/Nicholas, over-thinking
A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Tony/Control, corset
Jane Austen's oeuvre, any couple, the wedding night
Alex Rider, Wolf/Alex, bite
Crusoe, Friday/Robinson, journey home
Crusoe, Friday/Crusoe, "raft"
Crusoe, Crusoe/Friday, 'it's more interesting that reading, at least.'
August Rush, August/Hope, music speaks for itself
One Tree Hill, Jake/Peyton, only thing that's right
the Bible, Jesus/John (or Jesus & John, if you don't want to go to hell), he's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy (the Life of Brian)
Power Rangers, Jack/Sky, Against regulations
Magnificent 7, Chris Larabee, desperate for a drink, Chris gets into Josiah's secret stash of sacrimental wines
M*A*S*H, Hawkeye/Trapper, martinis and tipsy kisses
Brimstone, Zeke/Lucifer, loss of sight
Kingdom of Heaven, Balian/Imad, barrier
Band of Brothers, Speirs/Lipton, heat
Metanoia, Star/Zander, beat of the music/a>
Strachey Mysteries, Donald/Timmy, practice for the real thing
Ugly Betty, Betty/Daniel, in a different world
Final Fantasy VII, Cloud & Zack, Dating advice from the lifestream
FFVII, Cloud/Tifa: mako's effects on pheromones
Power Rangers SPD, Syd/Z, Powers
Iron Man (movie), Tony/Rhodey, Phantom of the Opera
The 1st Shop of Coffee Prince, Han Gyul/Male!Eun Chan, even though you're a man
Hamlet, girl!Hamlet, dear diary
Hellblazer, John Constantine, whom gods destroy
King Arthur, Arthur/Lancelot, two swords are better than one
Queer As Folk:UK, Stuart & Vince, "I know it's just a bookshelf, but...don't the instructions seem kinda. Dodgy?""
Kingdom Hearts, Yuffie/Riku, first meeting
Strachey Mysteries, Don/Timmy, home
Escaflowne, Hitomi/Van, stay with me
Shelter, Shaun/Zach, mine now
Titanic, Rose/Jack, save me
Greek Mythology, Atalanta or Clytemnestra or Galatea, don't believe what's in the books
Sunshine, Capa/Mace, burn
Dune, Feyd/Muad’Dib, desert
Arthurian legends, Lancelot/Gawain, abs
Devil May Cry, Dante/Lady, The Thing They Won't Discuss
Band of Brothers, Speirs/Lipton, The Spoils (Rome)
The OC, Seth/Ryan, homophobia
fairy tales, two princes or prince/male villain, accidentally drinking love potion meant for someone else
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Oberon/Puck, a reason to hide from Titania
Much Ado About Nothing, Beatrice/Benedick, The Sun Also Rises
Calvin & Hobbes, older!Calvin/Hobbes, learning what reality it
The Tribe, Amber/Dal, The virus never happened
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Puck & Author's Choice, in modern times
Power Rangers SPD, Jack/Sky/Bridge, families don't let little things like regulations get in the way
The Tribe, Ram/Mega, Who is the Master and who is the student?
Fairy tales, author's choice, a fairy tale princess is actually an undercover spy
Greek Mythology, Pandora/Hephaestus, Pandora's Box
Mythology, Cassandra, after the fall of Troy
Terminator Salvation, John Connor and Kyle Reese, how are you supposed to tell a teenager that you're his son?
The Dark is Rising, Bran & Will, meeting on holiday after a few years apart
Robin Hood (BBC series), Guy/Marian, a chance for happiness in a different time
Sherlock Holmes, Watson/Mrs Hudson, while the cat's away
Flashpoint, Ed/Greg, fears
Dawson's Creek, Pacey/Joey, Something always brings me back to you
Wonderfalls, Jaye/Mahandra, "That's not quite what I was thinking."
Boondock Saints, AU!Connor/Murphy, Utah beach
Greek Mythology, Dionysus/Apollo, intoxication.
Sherlock (BBC), Sherlock/John/Sarah, sharing body heat (maybe there's a real danger of hypothermia, maybe they're just being extra-cautious...)